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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
man... I set someone up for a LEEEEEERRRRROOOOYYYYY Jenkins post and noone took it.
Al gore invented Tricia Takanawa
Al gore invented Tricia Takanawa
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Al Gore invented female golfer jokes:
Two women are playing golf on a Saturday morning...
The first of the twosome tees off anf watches in horror as her ball hurtles directly towards a group of blokes playing the next hole - hitting one of the men full-on... who immediately crumples to the ground, both hands clenched firmly between his legs.
The women rush over...
"I'm really, really sorry," says the woman who teed off. "please allow me to help you - I am a physical therapist and I can ease the pain if you'd allow me."
"Oooh - ahhh - oooooh!" screams the man, writhing around on the floor with his hands still firmly entrenched between his legs. "I'll be all right in a couple of minutes love..."
Persistant the woman pins him down and unbuckles his belt. Then she loosens his trousers, slips her hand inside and massages his groin.
"How does that feel?" the woman asks.
"It feels absolutely great," says the man, smiling, "but my thumb still hurts like buggery!"
Two women are playing golf on a Saturday morning...
The first of the twosome tees off anf watches in horror as her ball hurtles directly towards a group of blokes playing the next hole - hitting one of the men full-on... who immediately crumples to the ground, both hands clenched firmly between his legs.
The women rush over...
"I'm really, really sorry," says the woman who teed off. "please allow me to help you - I am a physical therapist and I can ease the pain if you'd allow me."
"Oooh - ahhh - oooooh!" screams the man, writhing around on the floor with his hands still firmly entrenched between his legs. "I'll be all right in a couple of minutes love..."
Persistant the woman pins him down and unbuckles his belt. Then she loosens his trousers, slips her hand inside and massages his groin.
"How does that feel?" the woman asks.
"It feels absolutely great," says the man, smiling, "but my thumb still hurts like buggery!"
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
Al Gore invented Oscillating Fans
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Bucktastic
Troy Smith for HEISMAN
Al Gore invented the twirling cows on the scoreboard at Buckeye basketball games
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
Al Gore invented MORE COWBELL!!!
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