Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented porkers

 

[SparkyOSU]

Al Gore invented taking one for the team

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented taking one for the team

Al Gore invented being a team groupie

 

[SparkyOSU]

Al Gore invented being a team groupie

Al Gore invented Slump Busting

 

[Mike80]

Al Gore invented Slump Busting

Al Gore invented Slump Busters

 

[Flocka]

Al Gore invented Slump Busters

Al Gore invented SCUM's finest.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented the finest blindfold!

 

[Romanowski]

Al Gore invented fat folds...

 

[Flocka]

Al Gore invented Michael Moore.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented being a couple pounds over weight.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented pounding headaches

 

[BearBuck27]

Al Gore invented, "Not tonight."

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented Midol...

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented my doll and your doll. Mine is on the right.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Al Gore invented "blowin' up".