Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented Boone's Farm wine...eeewwwww

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented Mad Dog Fine Liquor....

 

[OilerBuck]

Al Gore invented Mad Dog Fine Liquor....

Al Gore invented "Lick Her". (Wow, you can Google images of ANYTHING)

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented making money with a long tongue.

German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimetre tongue. "My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika. ​

 

[FookMichiganTGJ]

Al gore invented gene simmons' long ass tounge

 

[OilerBuck]

Al gore invented gene simmons' long ass tounge

Al Gore invented babies.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented sticking out your tongue and saying "Ahhhh".

 

[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented hot nurses.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL gore invented Van Halens Hot For Teacher

 

[OilerBuck]

Al Gore invented "Hot Shots"

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented Hotter than Hell by KISS

 

[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented the "7th layer of hell."

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented the Seven Layer dip.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented the 7 Deadly Sins

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented chopping off Gwenyth Paltrow's head and putting it in a box and mailing it to her husband and goading him into shooting you in the face.