Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented the Dana Carvey vehicle, The Master of Disguise.

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[ScarletInMyVeins]

What does that have to do with pistachios?

Al Gore invented the Turtle Club... turtle turtle

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented the story of the Hare and the Tortoise

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented the main character's name, Pistachio Disguisey.

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[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented Groucho Glasses

PS... what's with the pic of Tibor

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented the line:

"I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know!"

 

[gotwoody]

Al Gore invented some weird sayings

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Ripley's Believe It or Not.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented freak shows

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented the Bearded Lady

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented the bearded clam

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented the Meat Curtain.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Al Gore invented the Iron Curtain

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented The Iron Giant almost making me cry.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Andre the Giant.