Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented me getting my beans smoked...

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented a dog that knows the secret family recipe for their beans.

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented the talking alcoholic dog, Brian.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented DEATH

 

[OilerBuck]

Al Gore invented Johnnie Cochran

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented going on a bogus journey.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented WYLD STALLYNS.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented the air guitar

 

[OilerBuck]

Al Gore invented Milli Vanilli.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented suicide actually being appropriate.

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented suicide solution by OZZY

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented Road to Nowhere by OZZY

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Shot in the Dark.

 

[Zurp]

Al Gore invented body shots.

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented getting slapped by the stripper at my brother's bachelor party for doing body shots on her (which she allowed) but me being too drunk to care and started sucking on her nipple to make sure all the alcohol was gone. :p