Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented letting every one down.

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented the apology

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented accepting apologies.

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented Richard Nixon

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented Donna Dixon. ...reowrr...

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[CCI]

Al Gore invented Donatos Pizza

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Jim Grote.

 

[Buckin' A]

Hey GD, it's Kermit THE frog... similar to THE Ohio State University.

Al Gore invented Miss Piggy.

Al Gore invented getting wood from Miss Piggy's nipple pasty...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented beastiality

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Beauty and the Beast.

 

[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented Beauty being a light switch away...

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented paper bags

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented Paper or Plastic?

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented grocery cashiers.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented being sixteen and working the checkout and not being able to sell beer 'cause you're too young so you have to call over your supervisor and it takes forever and the customer gets all pissed and treats you like shit unless you're a hot girl in which case, "It's no problem, honestly."