Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Piney]

Al Gore invented Ilene Dover

 

[jcfiesta]

Al Gore invented Jack Mahogoff.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented Jack Mehoff

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented Darrell Imhoff

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Daryl Dragon.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented muskrat love

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented tainted love

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented taint

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented paint

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented covering sexy girls all over in gold colored paint.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented having sexy girls help you cheat at bridge

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented having sexy girls help you cheat at bridge

BB73: I thought that they were playing gin rummy.

Al Gore invented the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[Yertle]

Al Gore invented Bill Gates' Fridge.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented "The Fridge".

 

[Yertle]

Al Gore invented screwing Walter Payton out of touchdowns in Super Bowls.