Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented the Columbus Blue Jackets

 

[iambrutus]

Al Gore invented the Columbus Blue Jackets

Al gore invented the straight jacket

 

[CCI]

Al gore invented The Straight Razor

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented the band Full Devil Jacket

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented the band Devil Driver

 

[Zurp]

Al Gore invented the drink Screwdriver

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented the Phillips head

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented the Phillips TV's

 

[Zurp]

Al Gore invented VD's

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Mackenzie Phillips.

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented Phillips Magnesium

 

[osugrad21]

Al Gore invented post padding by breaking up an all-star game report and posting each breakdown individually in the players' threads instead of just posting the entire article.

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[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented a doctor (with cold hands) telling you to "turn your head and cough".

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented the saying "Bend over"

 

[jlb1705]

Al Gore invented crank calls ("Hello, may I speak with Ben Dover?")