Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented "You know what really burns my ass?"

answer: A flame about three feet high.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Indian Tabac cigars.

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I think I'll "burn" one tonight!

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented Chief Wahoo

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Cleveland Municipal Stadium

 

[Yertle]

Al Gore invented hats for bats.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented dirt painted green to look like grass.

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented the phrase "The grass is always greener..."

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented blue colored grass.

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented Blue's Clues

 

[Yertle]

Al Gore invented the Blue Grass state.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented blue balls.

 

[Misanthrope]

Al Gore invented Blue Steel

 

[Yertle]

Al Gore invented Big Bone Lick State Park (which is in Kentucky, which is the blue grass state....)

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented Yellowstone

 

[CCI]

AL Gore invented Yellow Jackets