Airport annoyances

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Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'

A Delta flight bound for Barcelona, Spain was directed back to Atlanta two hours into the flight after an "onboard medical issue" which reportedly turned out to be diarrhea.'

www.foxbusiness.com

 

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Is anything at jfk ever functioning properly?

 

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Plane passenger sitting behind a woman puts 'smelly' feet on arm rest

Pornpreeya Keng, 27, boarded a low-cost Vietnam Airlines flight from Bangkok to Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam. But as she settled in her seat, an offensive odour suddenly irritated her nose.

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Disgusting moment plane passenger sitting behind a woman puts his 'smelly and dirty' feet on her arm rest during flight​

• Pornpreeya Keng, 27, boarded a flight from Bangkok to Ho Chi Minh City
• As she settled in her seat to enjoy the view, an offensive odour suddenly arose

This is the disgusting moment a plane passenger sitting behind a woman puts his 'smelly and dirty' feet on her arm rest during a flight.

Pornpreeya Keng, 27, boarded a low-cost Vietnam Airlines flight from Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi International Airport for a trip to Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam.

But as she settled in her seat to enjoy the view out of the window, an offensive odour suddenly irritated her nose. When she looked down, she saw the source of the repulsive smell. A man's bare foot was poking through the gap and propped up on her armrest.

 

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Flew on Spirit several years ago. Gate announcer told the world that 'if you've gotta go, go now, as there's only one BR functioning.' That plane broke down, so wrangled a flight to Salt Lake, to catch an American to Atlanta. Never, never will we fly Spirit again.....

 

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Flew on Spirit several years ago. Gate announcer told the world that 'if you've gotta go, go now, as there's only one BR functioning.' That plane broke down, so wrangled a flight to Salt Lake, to catch an American to Atlanta. Never, never will we fly Spirit again.....

Why in the world would anyone ever fly on a discount airline?

 

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Plane passenger sitting behind a woman puts 'smelly' feet on arm rest

Pornpreeya Keng, 27, boarded a low-cost Vietnam Airlines flight from Bangkok to Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam. But as she settled in her seat, an offensive odour suddenly irritated her nose.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Disgusting moment plane passenger sitting behind a woman puts his 'smelly and dirty' feet on her arm rest during flight​

• Pornpreeya Keng, 27, boarded a flight from Bangkok to Ho Chi Minh City
• As she settled in her seat to enjoy the view, an offensive odour suddenly arose

This is the disgusting moment a plane passenger sitting behind a woman puts his 'smelly and dirty' feet on her arm rest during a flight.

Pornpreeya Keng, 27, boarded a low-cost Vietnam Airlines flight from Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi International Airport for a trip to Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam.

But as she settled in her seat to enjoy the view out of the window, an offensive odour suddenly irritated her nose. When she looked down, she saw the source of the repulsive smell. A man's bare foot was poking through the gap and propped up on her armrest.

I’m sure there are some guys out there who would pay good money for that exact experience to happen to them.

Some people’s trash’s are other people’s treasure

 

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Opposite of an annoyance, I have liked not having to remove laptops from its bag while going througH TSA security. Have noticed this just the past few months.

 

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This is everyday for teachers.

Everyone trying to find a reason to be offended.

 

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Passenger trapped in airplane bathroom for entire flight gets note from attendant: ‘Sir, we tried our best’​

In an attempt to calm the passenger during his inflight en-crap-ment, crewmembers slid a note under the door a la FBI negotiators trying to reassure a hostage.

“Sir we tried our best to open the door, however, we could not,” the letter read. “Do not panic. We are landing in a few minutes, so please close the commode lid and sit on it and secure yourself. As soon as the main door is open, an engineer will come.”

His solitary can-finement finally ended upon landing. Two engineers boarded the aircraft and broke open the door, rescuing the commode captive from outhouse arrest, after which he received “immediate medical support.”

The airline has since issued the flyer a full reimbursement for his poopy imprisonment....

“SpiceJet regrets and apologizes for the inconvenience caused to the passenger,” they said. “The passenger is being provided a full refund.”

 

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NYC-bound flight canceled when passenger notices missing bolts on plane wing

A New York-bound Virgin Atlantic flight was canceled just moments before takeoff last week when an alarmed passenger said he spotted several screws missing from the plane’s wing.

British traveler Phil Hardy, 41, was onboard Flight VS127 at Manchester Airport in the UK on Jan. 15 when he noticed the four missing fasteners during a safety briefing for passengers and decided to alert the cabin crew.

“I’m a good flyer, but my partner was not loving the information I was telling her and starting to panic, and I was trying to put her mind at rest as much as I could,” Hardy told the Kennedy News agency of the moment he spotted the missing fixings.

“I thought it was best to mention it to a flight attendant to be on the safe side.”

Engineers were promptly called out to carry out maintenance checks on the Airbus A330 aircraft before its scheduled takeoff to John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City, a Virgin Atlantic rep said.

 

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Stinky situation: Farting passenger on plane allegedly causes flight to turn around

A gassy man apparently caused a big stink aboard an American Airlines fight, according to a viral social media post.

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Stinky situation: Farting passenger on plane allegedly causes flight to turn around​

A gassy man apparently caused a big stink aboard an American Airlines fight, according to a viral social media post.

The plane eventually turned around and the passenger was asked to get off the plane, Reddit user lamgalatx wrote.

We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed,” lamgalatx noted.

I overhear him loudly say, 'You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell' and farted," lamgalatx wrote. "Idk what provoked that comment, and while kinda funny to overhear, it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane nonetheless."

Then, later on in the flight, lamgalatx said people were eating when the man who farted loudly said, "yeah, everybody let's just eat the smelliest food possible all at the same time."

Another passenger, said lamgalatx, told the man to take a private flight next time if he didn't like that people were eating. He said "fartman" replied with, "that's so f***ing rude”, while another person added, "I think we'd all agree you’re the rude one here."

"Fartman replies something like 'that's just so low class' and the other guy rebuttals with 'well you’re back here in economy with the rest of us,'" lamgalatx wrote.

That's when flight attendants reportedly interviewed and said "that’s enough" to the man who passed gas.

Soon, there was an announcement on the plane, lamgalatx noted. He said everyone onboard was told the plane was returning to the gate.

We get back to the gate and a flight attendant comes back and informs fartman that he will not be staying on this flight," lamgalatx noted. "He simply replies, 'I don’t understand' and she tells him they'll talk about it off the plane."

The man then got up, grabbed his belongings, and got off the plane.
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