AFI's list of top 100 movie quotes...

[Taosman]

"Wherever you go, there you are!"

 

[Jagdaddy]

Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) in Caddyshack to the Chinese businessman Wang: "Hey Wang, this club's pretty exclusive. Don't tell 'em you're Jewish."

Black guy working on a telephone pole as he gazes at Lane Meyer passing beneath him on top of a pile of garbage in a dump truck: "Sure is a shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

While just about any linme from Dodgeball works, I'll go with this one: "At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it."

 

[scooter1369]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR7kVDwGiRg]YouTube - "With Honors"[/ame]

 

[Bucknut24]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qqfsQGYus&feature=related"]YouTube - Dr. Strangelove: Check List[/ame]

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

78. "Open the pod bay doors, HAL," "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968.

I'd say "I can't do that, Dave." is the more quotable line from 2001.

Actually, it's, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." But I totally agree that it was by far the movie's signature line.

 

[Tlangs]

"Can I borrow your towell? My car just hit a water buffalo."

"(singing) Moon River!.....Got the fist up there doc"

Fletch

 

[Cornerback6]

No Gilbert Grape????

2 GEMS.

a) "Dad's dead. Dad's dead! Dad's dead!! Dad's dead!!! Dad's dead!!!!"

b) "I wann-eat a hotdog Gilbert...I wa-a Hotdoggggg. I want a hotdog Gilbert!"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

The Negroes Stole Our Dates!