Okay, this is random but I am bored:
Many years ago, in High School, I was elected the minority leader of the school senate while home sick. This was Republican at the time, maybe 1992.
So we all had to submit bills for our mock senate. I did a few. One was about abortion.
I proposed that abortion should be legal based on hunting season. If the fetus was less developed than a squirrel during that season, kill it. More developed than a deer in season? It must live.
I managed to piss off everybody on both sides.
Edit: just because remembering childhood is fun, I remember another of my bills was requiring people after age 65 to have to retake their driver's tests every three years or something, or lose their Golden Buckeye card (if that still exists). That one passed.
Edit #2: Old people screwing up driving kills more people per year than terrorists.
Many years ago, in High School, I was elected the minority leader of the school senate while home sick. This was Republican at the time, maybe 1992.
So we all had to submit bills for our mock senate. I did a few. One was about abortion.
I proposed that abortion should be legal based on hunting season. If the fetus was less developed than a squirrel during that season, kill it. More developed than a deer in season? It must live.
I managed to piss off everybody on both sides.
Edit: just because remembering childhood is fun, I remember another of my bills was requiring people after age 65 to have to retake their driver's tests every three years or something, or lose their Golden Buckeye card (if that still exists). That one passed.
Edit #2: Old people screwing up driving kills more people per year than terrorists.
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