DaytonBuck
I've always liked them
holy florking snitz, a bird just flew into my place, what the hell should I do to get it out?
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Oh no! It's gonna crap all over your place!
Hehe - We had a bird in our house once. My brother approached it very slowly with a sweatshirt and was able to capture it. It made a tasty stew.
Hehe - We had a bird in our house once. My brother approached it very slowly with a sweatshirt and was able to capture it. It made a tasty stew.
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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
No, you'll have to become its surrogate mom. Eat a big meal, and then throw up in a trail leading back out the door.
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DaytonBuck
I've always liked them
well, I can assure you this type of situation isn't nearly as comical as Hollywood would have lead me to believe. My one roomate chased it out with a mop after we chased it around the apartment. My ghetto roomate wanted to shoot it. The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza. Thankfully, the leafy green substance on the coffee table came out unscathed. I think a lawsuit against the bird may be in order.
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just open up the door and let it fly out. trailors arent that big and he will get bored in there eventually.
j/k
j/k
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BuckeyeInTheBoro
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I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!bird poop remover...
But I think the winner is:
Thanks guys... I needed that!
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
Thanks for sarting my day off with a laugh!!!
That should help you deal with this problem.... just make sure you clean up and then partake. :)
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