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A Bird Just Flew Into My Place

You're gonna need some of this....

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well, I can assure you this type of situation isn't nearly as comical as Hollywood would have lead me to believe. My one roomate chased it out with a mop after we chased it around the apartment. My ghetto roomate wanted to shoot it. The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza. Thankfully, the leafy green substance on the coffee table came out unscathed. I think a lawsuit against the bird may be in order.
 
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:rofl: :lol: :rofl: I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!
Flypaper, lots of flypaper.
bird poop remover...
Make a worm trail out the door.
My ghetto roomate wanted to shoot it. The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza.

But I think the winner is:
No, you'll have to become its surrogate mom. Eat a big meal, and then throw up in a trail leading back out the door.

:rofl: Thanks guys... I needed that!
 
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