I've always liked them
holy florking snitz, a bird just flew into my place, what the hell should I do to get it out?
bird poop remover...Flypaper, lots of flypaper.
Make a worm trail out the door.
My ghetto roomate wanted to shoot it. The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza.
No, you'll have to become its surrogate mom. Eat a big meal, and then throw up in a trail leading back out the door.
I can assure you this type of situation isn't nearly as comical as Hollywood would have lead me to believe
the leafy green substance on the coffee table came out unscathed