13%er here. What chance did I have? My sister was 8 years older and never caught any hell that I saw, so who was Mom's favorite? I like cats, but I love dogs. I never got an indian outfit as a kid, but I( got a new capgun every 4th. Born in 43 to parents who had survived the depression, no way in hell could I justify $100 for a shirt. Decorate a flat? Must be a Limey publication. I moved beyond the "flat" market 30 years ago. They got it right when they told me I was way too straight for today's crowd, but hey I still have all my teeth, at least 90% of my hair and I can still remember most of it.
You kids get back to work, my pension funds need capital!