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4 Thumpowitz: The Homo meter

30%

Some of the questions I cant answer correctly though. Am I my mother's favorite? Yes I am an only child. Haircuts? Very frequent because I DO shave my head like the next question asks. :)

Of course I am gonna use this 30% thing to pick up chicks now, cause of course chicks dig gay guys.
 
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Just for giggles, I took the test again, signing in as a hetero male. Some questions are different (or I forgot answering them before), most are the same. Still 50% gay. Thought it was interesting.

How 'bout one of you 13-percenters try taking the quiz as a hetero female? See if you end up rated 87% gay.
 
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13%er here. What chance did I have? My sister was 8 years older and never caught any hell that I saw, so who was Mom's favorite? I like cats, but I love dogs. I never got an indian outfit as a kid, but I( got a new capgun every 4th. Born in 43 to parents who had survived the depression, no way in hell could I justify $100 for a shirt. Decorate a flat? Must be a Limey publication. I moved beyond the "flat" market 30 years ago. They got it right when they told me I was way too straight for today's crowd, but hey I still have all my teeth, at least 90% of my hair and I can still remember most of it.
You kids get back to work, my pension funds need capital!
 
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i was 16% as well, i think it was that high because i have given a sex toy as a gift.

i used to work with and hang out with this chick that was very prudish, so i always told her i was going to buy her the biggest dildo that i could find, so for her 21st birthday i got her a the homewrecker one that runs on 4 car batteries.
 
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