Reporter: So coach, many schools have offered you a contract for a OC job.
Coach: Yes, but I have narrowed my choices down to 3 that I have feel the most comfortable with. Ole Miss, UCLA, and Indiana.
Reporter: Why those 3?
Coach: What's it to ya? ok sorry, I like Ole Miss cause they have many fine women there, UCLA cause well it's Cali baby, and IU, well, I really don't know why the hell I would want to live in Indiana.
Reporter: Alright then, some interesting reasons
Coach: Yea.......hey bartender! BEER ME!!!!!
Reporter: Um, you can't drink in this interview
Coach: Yea? Well suck it *pours beer on reporter* *Reporter walks away in shame*
Coach: Ok, now that I got that piss ant gone, I will now sign the contract to the team want...........*drum roll*..............................................................................................................can I get a pen that goddamn works!!!!
*hands pen*
Coach:thank you, here's $1....ok, my name will go on the contract for, the.....
Ole Miss Rebels!!!!
Hot girls galore!!!
and good football
Coach: Wait, there's no one there, you mean they suck?! damn it mother@$@#@!!%@#
*goes off air*