2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

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[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

An ironic thing that may have been mentioned was that KW was hired to “clean up the mess that was Michigan football” after the cheating and crying coaches.

And the first game of his tenure was this shit show

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

So this has to be the first team to ever have its fans storm the field and then go from ranked to unranked in the next poll. I'd like that to be written down in history.

 

[colobuck79]

This is great.

 

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[ScriptOhio]

 

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[gmen6981]

So this has to be the first team to ever have its fans storm the field and then go from ranked to unranked in the next poll. I'd like that to be written down in history.

 

[gmen6981]

Sure they were Dave, sure they were. Just like Jessica Alba had the restraining order against @Jaxbuck lifted.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sure they were Dave, sure they were. Just like Jessica Alba had the restraining order against @Jaxbuck lifted.

Well, technically a couple have expired but yeah, the point stands.

 

[JCOSU86]

Michigan not cheaters says Michigan

Ben Dover
USA TODAY

After an exhaustive, thorough and unbiased investigation, the completely neutral Center for the Promotion of Michigan Athletics has officially cleared the University of Michigan Athletic department of any and all wrongdoing in respect to the myriads of allegations against them.

“We did a very complete job, interviewing numerous staffers, and got complete approval to release this from the University of Michigan Office of the Athletic Director. No illegal activities were discovered” said spokesman Hugh Jass. “This should end all speculation”.

As of press time Michigan head basketball coach Mike Boynton Jr was on line 1.

 

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