2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[cincibuck]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49783355/freshman-tommy-carr-named-michigan-qb2-entering-season

Freshman Tommy Carr named Michigan's QB2 entering season​

Michigan has named freshman Tommy Carr, grandson of former Wolverines coach Lloyd Carr, as its backup quarterback entering the season under first-year coach Kyle Whittingham.

Tommy Carr had been competing with Colorado State transfer Brayden Fowler-Nicolosi for the chance to back up Bryce Underwood, the former No. 1 national recruit who will enter his second season as Michigan's starter.

Just sayin': scUM would have be better off (offensively and financially) if they had the Carr brothers in their QB room in lieu of Underwood. However, apparently Sherrone Moore didn't recruit CJ very hard and Notre Dame did. It no surprise that nobody ever accused Moore of being very smart.

Sharp

Are you kidding? Sherrone was sharp as a butter knife.

 

[pnuts34]

 

[jwinslow]

I'm doing some research on camera gear and came across this gem (Zach Harrison no less)



“Sack and Fumble,” Atlanta Falcons at Minnesota Vikings, Sept. 14, 2025.Credit: David Berding/Getty Images

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Are we still hating on these cocksuckers around here?

 

[zbuck]

Are we still hating on these cocksuckers around here?

Summer’s heat or winter’s cold,
The seasons pass, the years will roll;
Time and change will surely show
How much we hate those cheating motherfuckin cocksuckers will never change ....

 

[DubCoffman62]

Appalachian State Remembers Epic 34-32 Upset Over No. 5 Michigan 19 Years Later

On September 1, 2007, two-time FCS champion Appalachian State shocked No. 5 Michigan in Ann Arbor, overcoming a late comeback to win 34-32 on a blocked field goal. Quarterback Armanti Edwards powered a halftime lead, Mike Hart briefly put Michigan ahead, but the Mountaineers' final drive and...

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[buckeyemania11]

They'll probably be in September Heisman mode after Western Michigan. WMU might be the best MAC team but that means even less than ever with the portal poaching anyone who excels after every season. Unfortunately for them (Fortunately for everyone else) that buzz will only last 1 week though with Oklahoma rolling in for week 2.

 

[colobuck79]

Are we still hating on these cocksuckers around here?

LovelandBuckeye in the hizzy!

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I’m thinking someone found a magic lamp with a genie in it and got some wishes.

Nothing else makes sense.

So, one rubs a lamp at half time and the next one rubs one off and goons on Only Friends 'models' during half?

Did I get that right?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Appalachian State Remembers Epic 34-32 Upset Over No. 5 Michigan 19 Years Later

On September 1, 2007, two-time FCS champion Appalachian State shocked No. 5 Michigan in Ann Arbor, overcoming a late comeback to win 34-32 on a blocked field goal. Quarterback Armanti Edwards powered a halftime lead, Mike Hart briefly put Michigan ahead, but the Mountaineers' final drive and...

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Niece's boyfriend-ish is going to App State. She went to fucking Bama. Jesus... Anyhow, this summer he was out on the boat with us and I gave him a history lesson about the first game aired on the B1G network. What a glorious day that was.

 

[colobuck79]

Niece's boyfriend-ish is going to App State. She went to fucking Bama. Jesus... Anyhow, this summer he was out on the boat with us and I gave him a history lesson about the first game aired on the B1G network. What a glorious day that was.

You changed that young man’s life.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[sparcboxbuck]

You changed that young man’s life.

I consider it 'paying forward.'

 

[NFBuck]

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For me, this is the new Petrino "Doesn't matter, had sex" meme. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Wadcutter]

There was a bbq place in Brevard,NC that had the front page of a Boone, NC newspaper framed hanging behind the cash register. It was celebrating the upset .
Owner's kid went to App State at that time. Told him there was more App State gear sold in Columbus after that game than in Boone and he said he had heard that but didn't know why. I explained how deep the hatred ran for the cheaters. He was somewhat surprised.