2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[BuckeyeNation27]

15 yard penalties for celebrating when the game is already well in hand against a very hateable team are my absolute favorite penalties by a wide margin. Giving Underwood an INT to go along with his dreadful passing stats was icing on the cake. I'll take a 50 yard loss if it means he's 8/18 for 63 yards AND a pick.

What a clown show they are.

 

[Zurp]

15 yard penalties for celebrating when the game is already well in hand against a very hateable team are my absolute favorite penalties by a wide margin. Giving Underwood an INT to go along with his dreadful passing stats was icing on the cake. I'll take a 50 yard loss if it means he's 8/18 for 63 yards AND a pick.

What a clown show they are.

I'd take the interception with a safety and a 15-yd penalty, if it meant Ohio State had a chance to get another interception.

 

[Jaxbuck]

15 yard penalties for celebrating when the game is already well in hand against a very hateable team are my absolute favorite penalties by a wide margin. Giving Underwood an INT to go along with his dreadful passing stats was icing on the cake. I'll take a 50 yard loss if it means he's 8/18 for 63 yards AND a pick.

What a clown show they are.

Is there a specific penalty for gouging out eyes and skull fucking an opponenet?

Because if there were, that would be my favorite penalty.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Is there a specific penalty for gouging out eyes and skull fucking an opponenet?

Because if there were, that would be my favorite penalty.

Ask Wisconsin

 

[Jagdaddy]

I'll take a 50 yard loss if it means he's 8/18 for 63 yards AND a pick.

What a clown show they are.

Why do you want him to have an above average passing game?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[Zurp]

Only first semester students have mental health issues.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Only first semester students have mental health issues.

Being in your first semester at tsun is a lagging indicator that you are fucked in the head.

Fuck them kids

 

[pnuts34]

#neverforget

 

[Zurp]

I know there was talk about the cheaters vs Appy State recently. This video just popped up for me:



It looks like it's already 7 years old.
Nothing really new to me. But it's still fun to watch.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

#neverforget

Ohio State hijinks
- Pulling down a banner
- Inspecting the team bus for bombs upon entry to the stadium
- Writing Script Ohio in the snow
- Laughing at you while you "protect" your 50 yard line against air

Michigan hijinks
- Starting brawls in the hallway
- Picking fights with unsuspecting opposing players pregame or after a fair catch
- Ramming starting QBs in the knee with video equipment carts
- Faking illness in order to just dodge an ass whooping
- Blatant and unheard of cheating during games


Gee......I wonder which program has the assholes. The only thing that would make them worse would be if they had the arrogance to act like they're above the rest of the CFB world and would never do anything untoward.

Oh wait

 

[OREGONSOCKPUPPET]

Ohio State hijinks
- Pulling down a banner
- Inspecting the team bus for bombs upon entry to the stadium
- Writing Script Ohio in the snow
- Laughing at you while you "protect" your 50 yard line against air

Michigan hijinks
- Starting brawls in the hallway
- Picking fights with unsuspecting opposing players pregame or after a fair catch
- Ramming starting QBs in the knee with video equipment carts
- Faking illness in order to just dodge an ass whooping
- Blatant and unheard of cheating during games


Gee......I wonder which program has the assholes. The only thing that would make them worse would be if they had the arrogance to act like they're above the rest of the CFB world and would never do anything untoward.

Oh wait

Sounds like both are assholes but Michigan is a special retarded asshole. Ok to be an asshole, just don't go full retard asshole.

Sock out!

 

[Zurp]

Ohio State hijinks
- Pulling down a banner
- Inspecting the team bus for bombs upon entry to the stadium
- Writing Script Ohio in the snow
- Laughing at you while you "protect" your 50 yard line against air

Michigan hijinks
- Starting brawls in the hallway
- Picking fights with unsuspecting opposing players pregame or after a fair catch
- Ramming starting QBs in the knee with video equipment carts
- Faking illness in order to just dodge an ass whooping
- Blatant and unheard of cheating during games


Gee......I wonder which program has the assholes. The only thing that would make them worse would be if they had the arrogance to act like they're above the rest of the CFB world and would never do anything untoward.

Oh wait

The years the things happened in your list of Ohio State Hijinks:
1973
2004
2025
2025

The years the things happened in your list of *ichigan hijinks:
2020s
2020s, or are you referring to 2013?
2017
2020
2020s

So you had to go back 50 years to come up with 4 of Ohio State's hijinks.
You had to go back 9 years to come up with 5 of *ichigan's hijinks.

Plus, you included the mascot writing Script "Ohio" in the snow? That's not a hijink - the team has no control over the mascot. Yeah, they can probably suspend him if he's breaking rules, but no one on the team approves what the mascot does. Plus, it was writing in snow. That'd be like getting arrested for vandalism if you "write your name in the snow".

Plus plus, tearing down the banner - I don't know if *ichigan does that for every game, but that's really lame that they do that. That's like Ohio State cheerleaders surrounding the visiting team and running out with the "O", "H", "I", and "O" banners as the visiting team comes out. They don't want to celebrate anything Ohio State and non-*ichigan teams don't want to celebrate any "M" logos.

Plus plus plus, that one you listed for *ichigan and starting brawls in the hallway, you forgot about the part where they bitch and whine that the other team should be charged with assault afterward.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

The years the things happened in your list of Ohio State Hijinks:
1973
2004
2025
2025

The years the things happened in your list of *ichigan hijinks:
2020s
2020s, or are you referring to 2013?
2017
2020
2020s

So you had to go back 50 years to come up with 4 of Ohio State's hijinks.
You had to go back 9 years to come up with 5 of *ichigan's hijinks.

Plus, you included the mascot writing Script "Ohio" in the snow? That's not a hijink - the team has no control over the mascot. Yeah, they can probably suspend him if he's breaking rules, but no one on the team approves what the mascot does. Plus, it was writing in snow. That'd be like getting arrested for vandalism if you "write your name in the snow".

Plus plus, tearing down the banner - I don't know if *ichigan does that for every game, but that's really lame that they do that. That's like Ohio State cheerleaders surrounding the visiting team and running out with the "O", "H", "I", and "O" banners as the visiting team comes out. They don't want to celebrate anything Ohio State and non-*ichigan teams don't want to celebrate any "M" logos.

Plus plus plus, that one you listed for *ichigan and starting brawls in the hallway, you forgot about the part where they bitch and whine that the other team should be charged with assault afterward.

Script Ohio in the snow is the definition of a hijink. I don't think you know what a hijink is.

 

[Zurp]

Script Ohio in the snow is the definition of a hijink. I don't think you know what a hijink is.

You're probably right. But whatever you call it, Script Ohio in the snow isn't in the same category as hitting the other team's starting quarterback with the equipment cart, starting fights with the other team where officials aren't around like a bunch of thugs, or the cheating.