2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[BuckeyeBiz]

scUM's D has not been tested at all.

The total offense ranking of the P4 offenses they have faced

Oklahoma 126th
Iowa 62nd
Minnesota 109th
Ped State 75th

Even the 2 G5 teams have awful offenses

Western Michigan 121st
UTEP 135th

Wow that is an interesting data point. IU has a week to get ready for Carr also so won’t be caught off guard.

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[Bestbuck36]

There is no way that with one loss, that Cig is going to go in there and leave a open angle.

Xichigan's O line isn't that good, and they are going to pressure Carr like they did with Sayin.

Not saying IU is all that, but fists will be flying.

After Sat. IU's season gets a great deal easier.

Unfortunately we'll prob see those fuckers at least one more time. IU is a tough freaking out.

God knows I never thought I'd say those words.

And oh, btw FUCK michigan!

 

[Bestbuck36]

There is no way Ryan Day and Chip Kelly are going to go out there and try to run the ball directly into the lone strength of the entire Michigan team when they have the likes of Jeremiah Smith, Emeka Egbuka, and Carnell Tate.

And yet.....

You're just a barrel of fucking laughs lately BN.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Pretty much anything is.

Call Jessica and tell her how you feel brother!

 

[SEREbuckeye]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

The anticipation........will this kid get broken in half, or will Indiana do the "durrrrrrr what's football" shit that basically every team does when playing these jackasses?

 

[gmen6981]

The anticipation........will this kid get broken in half, or will Indiana do the "durrrrrrr what's football" shit that basically every team does when playing these jackasses?

I vote for broken in half so bad he transfers to a Tibetan monestary.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I vote for broken in half so bad he transfers to a Tibetan monestary.

 

[cincibuck]

Scratch and dent sale?

 

[buckeyemania11]

We are maybe an injury away from Chase Herbstreit actually seeing the field.

 

[Jaxbuck]

We are maybe an injury away from Chase Herbstreit actually seeing the field.

I think there would have to be a team plane crash-level of injuries for that to happen.

He was a publicity stunt.

 

[Thump]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I think there would have to be a team plane crash-level of injuries for that to happen.

You had me a "team plane crash".

 

[Zurp]

The anticipation........will this kid get broken in half, or will Indiana do the "durrrrrrr what's football" shit that basically every team does when playing these jackasses?

My heart says one thing, but my mind says the other.
The problem is that I can't tell which is which.
They both agree that they WANT the former idea. But both fear that the latter will happen.