2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA PRESS RELEASE FRIDAY NOONISH

[BB73]

 

[lvbuckeye]

Agreed

And a full press conference is warranted given what the size of the report is likely to be...

"... let me call your attention to exhibit 212K on page 436 of the 7th appendix..."

It's likely to be as dry as an Ewok cock, and I'm here for it

How do you know how dry an Ewok cock is?

 

[Jaxbuck]

How do you know how dry an Ewok cock is?

Come on.

Everyone knows that

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Have you ever heard a judge say, You've been found guilty of bank robbery but we'll let you keep the money.

Of course not.

No, but I've heard the NCAA say "you paid for abortions for strippers who you hired to fuck football players, but we won't punish you for any of it".

 

[Powair7s]

His basis for saying no vacated wins is because he is saying that the NCAA only does that for cases where there were ineligible players. Pedo State had wins vacated for a case without ineligible players, but those wins are reinstated, so who knows.

An ounce of brain power says if Michigan paid the refs to swing the game, those would be vacated without ineligible players

 

[sammyjenkis]

An ounce of brain power says if Michigan paid the refs to swing the game, those would be vacated without ineligible players

If one had more than an ounce of brainpower you would know those games would be forfeited.

 

[Mike80]

Friday. It's always Friday.

 

[BuckyKatt]

No, but I've heard the NCAA say "you paid for abortions for strippers who you hired to fuck football players, but we won't punish you for any of it".

I hate to point out the obvious, but as impermissible as that might be, it does not directly affect the outcome of games nor lead to a competitive advantage on the field.

 

[DaveyBoy]

I hate to point out the obvious, but as impermissible as that might be, it does not directly affect the outcome of games nor lead to a competitive advantage on the field.

Women weaken legs !

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

I’d also believe that the NCAA will have another crack at them once the Weiss case is over and all the evidence from the trial can be released to them.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

How do you know how dry an Ewok cock is?

Kink shaming. We don't do that here.

 

[Jagdaddy]

I’d also believe that the NCAA will have another crack at them once the Weiss case is over and all the evidence from the trial can be released to them.

We'll all probably be dead by then though.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If one had more than an ounce of brainpower you would know those games would be forfeited.

Figured brain power would be measured in joules or amps or watts. Ounces huh?

 

[Woody1968]

An ounce of brain power says if Michigan paid the refs to swing the game, those would be vacated without ineligible players

You would hope!

 

[gmen6981]

I love the classics.