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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA PRESS RELEASE FRIDAY NOONISH

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Ok I'm a nerd, I've worked 45 hours in the past 2.5 days and I'm exhausted but wired on caffeine....this is what that produced....

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the non-com-pliant
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
the losers had to cheat!

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the multi-time cheaters
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
twas either cheat or get beat

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the booger eater
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
Cryin Sharon tried to delete

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the non-com-pliant
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
the losers had to cheat!
 
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billmac91 said:
I think it’s crazy for anyone to want Moore fired….keep that bum around as long as possible.

Especially with rumors of Saban wanting to get back into coaching….
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This.

Sharon does me the most good by being the head coach of the team I hate more than anything else on earth.
 
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Mike80 said:
Ok I'm a nerd, I've worked 45 hours in the past 2.5 days and I'm exhausted but wired on caffeine....this is what that produced....

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the non-com-pliant
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
the losers had to cheat!

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the multi-time cheaters
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
twas either cheat or get beat

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the booger eater
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
Cryin Sharon tried to delete

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the non-com-pliant
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
the losers had to cheat!
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I put your lyrics into Grok and asked it to flow like their fight song.

Hail! to the cheaters sneakin’,
Hail! to the rulebook tweakin’,
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain,
Stole the playbook, ditched the ref’s pen!

Hail! to the cheaters scammin’,
Hail! to their sideline jammin’,
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain,
Snuck in signals, dodged the ban!

Hail! to the cheaters schemin’,
Hail! to their shady dreamin’,
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain,
Coach Cryin’ Sharon’s fake tears stain!

Hail! to the cheaters slippin’,
Hail! to the rulebook rippin’,
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain,
Lost fair and square, so they cheat to win!
 
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If they are going to lay down a 2 year postseason ban they better make it starting in 2026. This hurts much more than it starting in 2025 especially in terms of the younger roster players and current recruiting class
 
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Mike80 said:
Ok I'm a nerd, I've worked 45 hours in the past 2.5 days and I'm exhausted but wired on caffeine....this is what that produced....

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the non-com-pliant
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
the losers had to cheat!

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the multi-time cheaters
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
twas either cheat or get beat

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the booger eater
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
Cryin Sharon tried to delete

Hail! to the cheaters cheating
Hail! to the non-com-pliant
Hail! Hail! to Cheatagain
the losers had to cheat!
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You had me at "hail to the booger eater"...
 
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Fuck this clown and any other media bozo who takes the "we should just accept that cheating really isn't a big deal" and "how can you take away wins that we saw happen?" Angle. Remember when we got this sentiment from the media during tat gate? Yea me neither because it was a all out media assault on Ohio State

www.usatoday.com

Divided opinions on Michigan sign-stealing scandal just part of college football tribalism

The Michigan football sign-stealing scandal become the ultimate Rorschach test for college sports tribalism,
www.usatoday.com
 
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Hate to be bearer of bad news but it does NOT sound like there’s an actual press conference tomorrow.

The NCAA is releasing their findings and recommendations “publicly” but it does not appear to be a formal press conference from what I can tell. I’ve been searching and even utilized AI but it seems NCAA just plans to do a public release online. I hope I’m wrong obviously…

It struck me as odd none of the reporting mentioned a press conference tomorrow….i think OSU fans took the terminology “publicly” and stretched it to a public conference….
 
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billmac91 said:
Hate to be bearer of bad news but it does NOT sound like there’s an actual press conference tomorrow.

The NCAA is releasing their findings and recommendations “publicly” but it does not appear to be a formal press conference from what I can tell. I’ve been searching and even utilized AI but it seems NCAA just plans to do a public release online. I hope I’m wrong obviously…

It struck me as odd none of the reporting mentioned a press conference tomorrow….i think OSU fans took the terminology “publicly” and stretched it to a public conference….
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www.espn.com

Sources: Michigan to learn sign-stealing fate Fri.

The NCAA Committee on Infractions' long-awaited ruling in the Michigan advance-scouting case will be publicly announced Friday, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com www.espn.com

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