2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

[buckeyemania11]

Forever Cheaters. It's in the history books. As much as they try to ignore and deny it, they know in their hearts that it's true. Yes, it's true that they don't care. But everyone knows the truth. It's in their DNA. It's who they are. Cheaters and best.

They woulda been the weakest champion in recent memory even if they didn't cheat. It took a combination of cheating and a weak year for every other usual big player for them to stumble into a title. Nobody outside of DFBIA is ever going to have fond memories of that championship, it's just a footnote buried in history already.

It didn't even get a honeymoon period it was pretty much immediately overshadowed by Harbaugh annual NFL antics

 

[BuckyKatt]

And I don't blame them for not caring. They shouldn't care. They got away with murder. They walked into the Big Ten headquarters and stole 3 conference championships. The first two were stolen at nighttime, when no one was watching, and then everyone found out what they were doing, and they walked in on a Tuesday afternoon and stole the third. They waved at the security cameras. They gave the security guards the middle finger and laughed as they all posed for selfies together. Then they put that trophy in the trunk of their car and drove off. The parking attendant even held the parking gate open for them.

The whole time, Ohio State tried to stop them, but forgot how to play football each year.

And then the NCAA finally had a chance to do something about it, but decided that $30 million buys a lot of rounds of golf, so they took that.

You're right that the fans don't care about the cheating. And everything the Big Ten and the NCAA has said (through actions) says they SHOULDN'T care.

The *ichigan OJ's.

 

[bucknut11]

He's progressed none since week 1, he is a true freshman but not progressing really at all as a passer from week 1 to week 9 is very concerning. scUM as we know has a track record of not developing QBs and no one currently on their staff has a great track record of it. Under a different program he might be very dangerous eventually. But it's not happening at scUM.

"For Michigan [developing QBs], you've got.... (awkward pause)... you don't have the same amount of development as LSU has" - Underwood, before he was friends w/ Larry Ellison's 6th wife.