2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

[BUCKYLE]

Oh im sure one of the richest men on the planet is pacing his palatial estate worrying about the progression of a teenager. His child bride said "daddy if you spend the equivalent of a working man buying a beer on my team I'll suck your shriveled prick" so he flipped Michigan a quarter. Jesus Christ the arrogance oozes from their fuckin pores

 

[BUCKYLE]

But he cried in a post game interview!

He's wearing a starched, freshly presses Dickies coat! He's really ready to WORK.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So sad

 

[CMic]

Weight room dance party > Freshman QB finger-pointing

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Maybe he didn't have enough costumes to go around

 

[jakenick06]

So sad

Imagine unironically typing “Steve Deace, a top Michigan voice”

 

[gmen6981]

They seem to also be reverting back to their old defeatist selves. Reading the score prediction thread on MGoBlow, many of them are predicting a Washington win. I expect PSU levels of comedy reading their in game thread.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

They seem to also be reverting back to their old defeatist selves. Reading the score prediction thread on MGoBlow, many of them are predicting a Washington win. I expect PSU levels of comedy reading their in game thread.

Ah, the ol defense mechanism of giving up early so the hurt isn't as hurt-y.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Ah, the ol defense mechanism of giving up early so the hurt isn't as hurt-y.

We will know the universe has healed when the academic smack is back. I predict a multi-int game by Underwear to turn into "you think NFL money matters to a TRUE Michigan man? Bro he's going to make serious bank with that degree working for Larry" (<-- they love calling anyone even remotely associated with their shit team by their first name like they're friends)

 

[Buckeye86]

They seem to also be reverting back to their old defeatist selves. Reading the score prediction thread on MGoBlow, many of them are predicting a Washington win. I expect PSU levels of comedy reading their in game thread.

Ah, the ol defense mechanism of giving up early so the hurt isn't as hurt-y.

How long until they make the connection that the brief respite in the hopeless negativity they feel about the team is directly connected to the three years they cheated their asses off?

 

[Zippercat]

How long until they make the connection that the brief respite in the hopeless negativity they feel about the team is directly connected to the three years they cheated their asses off?

You gotta stop the decaf and get some expresso? Just no way, no how that disconnected bunch up North are ever gonna make that connection. (mic drop)