"I had my friends kill the others, and I just sold their organs on the black market."Imagine a killers defense being “your honor, I didn’t kill over 55 people! How many times do I have to tell you? It was only like 8 or 9.”
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"I had my friends kill the others, and I just sold their organs on the black market."Imagine a killers defense being “your honor, I didn’t kill over 55 people! How many times do I have to tell you? It was only like 8 or 9.”
"Are you a killer?"
"Yes, your honor, but not as bad a killer as they say!"
Well, you get to sing the Michael Jackson soprano parts, but the dance st...nevermindWhen your wife asks if you cheated on her, "OK..... Yeah, I cheated. But not as many times as you think."
See how that one ends up.......
Just sayin': I think the ultimate irony here on scUM is that they actually had a very good team in 2023. They had an experienced QB that McCarty played pretty good (at least he did out play McCord in The Game), had 13 players drafted in the 2024 NFL draft, and there are predictions that they will still have 3 first round picks in the 2025 NFL draft. There was a very good chance that they could have won the National Championship in 2023 without cheating. But let's face it, "cheating was and is just in their DNA".......![]()
Not only that cheating set up the success for that year. If they didn't cheat in 2021 and 2022 do they make the playoffs those years? Has harbaugh been fired? No one knowsThey were prototypical Harbaugh teams, just like the 2015-2016, 2018 squads. Arguably more talent. But the cheating kept them from violently shitting themselves until the playoffs. It’ll never not be hilarious that they had to cheat in most egregious way possible just to win their own division, but still couldn’t do dick in the playoffs until their 3rd try.
Preach, they lost to TCU because they were all in on cheating.Just sayin': I think the ultimate irony here on scUM is that they actually had a very good team in 2023. They had an experienced QB that McCarty played pretty good (at least he did out play McCord in The Game), had 13 players drafted in the 2024 NFL draft, and there are predictions that they will still have 3 first round picks in the 2025 NFL draft. There was a very good chance that they could have won the National Championship in 2023 without cheating. But let's face it, "cheating was and is just in their DNA".......![]()
Not only that cheating set up the success for that year. If they didn't cheat in 2021 and 2022 do they make the playoffs those years? Has harbaugh been fired? No one knows
"They weren't speeding as fast as you!"sheeet
Try to even get out of a speeding ticket with the "other cars are speeding too" line. Cops love that one.
They were likely going to fire Harbaugh in ‘20.Yeah that team hits the portal in 20 if Simple Jim doesn't duck us. Hell a couple of them AA DL might have been playing for us.
Hey @LovelandBuckeye, should we hold?

Well Underwood they just straight up overpriced and bought him. He didn’t want to be there if all things were equal.How many pieces of the ‘23 team would’ve still been there if the ‘21 and ‘22 teams had not cheated?
Would Underwood be there without the cheating?
They benefited from cheating not just all the way through ‘23, but all the way through ‘24 and even into this season
The hammer has a lot of work to do to restore balance