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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

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this is hilarious - grab the tinfoil hat before reading



During a recent call-in show, a fan named Dom floated a conspiracy theory so wild it makes the Connor Stalions saga look tame by comparison. He pointed towards a possibility that Chase Herbstreit, son of former Ohio State quarterback Kirk Herbstreit, is secretly on Michigan’s roster to leak signals to the Buckeyes. The paranoia has reached new heights in Ann Arbor.

 
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Ohio State just won a national title but they are so desperate that they'd recruit a spy to land on scUMs roster to steal their plays and signs.

What makes more sense now, that or scUM being so desperate after years of being Ohio State's floor mat and being pretty much nationally irrelevant for the most part that they put into place an elaborate cheating scheme that was hatched up by a obsessive psychopath who showed up at their doorstep?
 
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Waiting on Herbie to publicly chastise ttun fans any minute now......
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Ohio State just won a national title but they are so desperate that they'd recruit a spy to land on scUMs roster to steal their plays and signs.

What makes more sense now, that or scUM being so desperate after years of being Ohio State's floor mat and being pretty much nationally irrelevant for the most part that they put into place an elaborate cheating scheme that was hatched up by a obsessive psychopath who showed up at their doorstep?
As I’ve grown older I’ve come to suspect that human nature, especially for stupid people, is 95% projecting your own insecurities, weaknesses and sins onto others as a self defense mechanism.

Of COURSE everyone is cheating, because that makes us feel less guilty about being some of the most blatant cheating shitbags in the history of the sport.
 
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As I’ve grown older I’ve come to suspect that human nature, especially for stupid people, is 95% projecting your own insecurities, weaknesses and sins onto others as a self defense mechanism.

Of COURSE everyone is cheating, because that makes us feel less guilty about being some of the most blatant cheating shitbags in the history of the sport.

I don't know enough to comment on 95% of humanity but I do know that 100% of the DFBIA are dumbasses.
 
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I don't know enough to comment on 95% of humanity but I do know that 100% of the DFBIA are dumbasses.
Just to clarify something that doesn’t particularly matter, I meant for people that do it, 95% of their nature/personality is projection, not that 95% of humanity does it. But that for dumb people, the percentage this diagnosis applies to is higher.
 
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As I’ve grown older I’ve come to suspect that human nature, especially for stupid people, is 95% projecting your own insecurities, weaknesses and sins onto others as a self defense mechanism.

Of COURSE everyone is cheating, because that makes us feel less guilty about being some of the most blatant cheating shitbags in the history of the sport.
Well said, good Sir! Well said!
 
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Ohio State just won a national title but they are so desperate that they'd recruit a spy to land on scUMs roster to steal their plays and signs.

What makes more sense now, that or scUM being so desperate after years of being Ohio State's floor mat and being pretty much nationally irrelevant for the most part that they put into place an elaborate cheating scheme that was hatched up by a obsessive psychopath who showed up at their doorstep?
I thought knowing the plays didn't matter? Also, I find it funny they think we hacked their catapult system - and not the retard facing federal cyber crimes who was accessing multiple platforms via student athletes passwords.

Fucking mouth breathers.
 
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