2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[Jaxbuck]

I'd do one with him as Abraham Lincoln and say "I'm dressed like this to remind my team we are going to sneak up behind our opponents and blow their fucking brains out!"

 

[charlohiottean]

Lower one is my Fav:

 

[woofermazing]

The GameDay signs this week are gonna be lit.

 

[pnuts34]

WTF!?! This makes NO sense

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I agree. Keep him around at all costs. He's not the problem.

 

[CMic]

WTF!?! This makes NO sense

Might be avg age of starters???

 

[cincibuck]

Says the man whose program gave kids three years for COVID, a red shirt, a grey shirt, and a year for Mormon Mission. (Oh, and only have 1 or 2 enter the draft early.) You come to expect your team to be older. Must have let too many take their mission year this year.

 

[pnuts34]

 

[charlohiottean]

WTF!?! This makes NO sense

You have NO idea the growth that occurs in young men between the ages of 21.76 and 21.84!

 

[iambrutus]

 

[buckeyemania11]

WTF!?! This makes NO sense

Even if it did make sense. The "young team" argument doesn't hold much weight anymore, truly high level kids are more ready to play right away than ever. scUM just doesn't get enough of them, even before the cheating they relied too heavily on groups of 5th and 6th year seniors staying around and eventually playing well. This is not a sustainable consistent winning strategy.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Can't stop, won't stop banging those trafficked women.

 

[pnuts34]

Even if it did make sense. The "young team" argument doesn't hold much weight anymore, truly high level kids are more ready to play right away than ever. scUM just doesn't get enough of them, even before the cheating they relied too heavily on groups of 5th and 6th year seniors staying around and eventually playing well. This is not a sustainable consistent winning strategy.

This rebuttal is the best. Because the age literally means nothing

 

[buckeyemania11]

This rebuttal is the best. Because the age literally means nothing

Ita hilarious how they love to act like they are a elite program but they make the weakest excuses for why they can't compete at a national title level consistently.

I do welcome them to keep Sherrone around though this man needs more time!

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Ita hilarious how they love to act like they are a elite program but they make the weakest excuses for why they can't compete at a national title level consistently.

I do welcome them to keep Sherrone around though this man needs more time!

It's also telling in what they're projecting. What were the 2 biggest factors in them winning their title*?

1. Cheating. Massive massive massive cheating.
2. Age. They had about 40 7th year COVID seniors.

So now that they're not winning, it's because..

1. Other teams are cheating by knowing their signals.
2. Other teams are older than they are because they're not allowed to have 30 year olds on the team anymore.