2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[Fungo Squiggly]

freaking youtube started throwing me Ollie's Bargain Outlet ads after I posted this. That's some bullshit.

Beats the hell out of getting ads for the fucking Bengals.

 

[RuGettinIt]

But did he slide into her BMs?

Uhm what??

 

[buckeyemania11]

Whoever they hire, they better not miss because they are going to be stuck with him for a decade plus.

Someone is going to want such a huge buyout to take over that clown show, even Ellison's mail order bride won't be able to buy him out.

Part of me fears they still have a horseshoe up their ass and will stumble into a home run. But "realistically" their best option at this point is likely DeBoer and even that is a bit of a stretch. DeBoer is a "good enough" coach, but look at him at Bama, he's struggled to keep them national title level relevant. Missed the playoff last year and barely squeezed in this year. He would not have scUM competing for national titles, their ceiling would be 9-10 wins and making the playoff every few years but not a consistent serious national threat. Basically good Harbaugh seasons pre 2021.

 

[BuckyKatt]

I mean, he's not wrong...

 

[RB07OSU]

This scandal has to be the biggest scandal in CFB since...well, the last *ichigan scandal.

 

[scarletngray]

Warde has been fired

But...But....he just won the greatest AD of the year award. How can this be?

 

[scarletngray]

They gaslight like no other.

Hilarious, but very close to the truth.

 

[SEREbuckeye]

lol this program is an embarrassment

 

[BB73]

lol this program is an embarrassment

I like the ‘Beat East Carolina’ button.

 

[JCOSU86]

Fucking Karma is a bitch, blue-fuckfaces. You eluded the punishment you deserve but you can't outrun Karma.

 

[Jaxbuck]

lol this program is an embarrassment

 

[DaveyBoy]

If that Weasel Petitti had any integrity he would demand the NCAA launch another investigation before EOB tomorrow. Systemic cover up is a major problem amd since they are on probation that could be lights out.

good luck hiring a great coach and retaining recruits while that investigation gets started

 

[RuGettinIt]

If that Weasel Petitti had any integrity he would demand the NCAA launch another investigation before EOB tomorrow. Systemic cover up is a major problem amd since they are on probation that could be lights out.

good luck hiring a great coach and retaining recruits while that investigation gets started

Again, with ruining their weekend. People let’s get a grip here, all in NCAA time

 

[SEREbuckeye]

How? Fucking how?

 

[Jagdaddy]

If that Weasel Petitti had any integrity he would demand the NCAA launch another investigation before EOB tomorrow. Systemic cover up is a major problem amd since they are on probation that could be lights out.

good luck hiring a great coach and retaining recruits while that investigation gets started

Not sure I really need another three-year blue balling ...