Some posts by
@ORD_Buckeye and others inspired me to crank up the DSA spreadsheets to see if they could offer insight into just how much the CUNTS' performance dropped off after the cheating scandal broke. What I found was that:
* Surprise! They bloody well did drop off a cliff.
* They were still cheating, just not as well.
* They cheated selectively after the scandal broke (against Pedsters, Bammer, and especially the Buckeyes).
For more details, see the CUNTS' thread.
Doing that little bit of DSA made me curious about the Buckeyes and the very special collection of talent they have assembled for the 2024 season, especially on defense. Many have been saying that this defense will be better than the Cheaters were last year.
The questions DSA can help to answer are: What kind of foundation were they building on? How good were the Silver Bullets last year?
The findings can be summarized in two headlines.
The Buckeyes were better than the CUNTS last year
The above is zoomed in on the top of the graph to magnify the slim difference; but as you can see, the Silver bullets held their opponents to 38.2% of points scored vs others while the CUNTS' number was 38.3%. If you saw the post in the CUNTS' thread, you know that they compiled their numbers with next-level, generationally good numbers before they were outed and good numbers afterwards. The resulting total still came in just under what the Buckeyes accomplished for the season.
This brings me to the second headline...
The Cheaters' Cheating Affected the Bullets' Average - Buckeyes Still Better (on the season)
The Buckeyes' DSD against Everyone Who Isn't a Cunt was 0.351, which is significantly better than the CUNTS were last year and is a number that would lead the nation in most years (huh... even the Total they posted (0.382) would lead the nation in most years). The Cheaters however scored 82.7% as much as the Buckeyes usually gave up, meaning that; either the Buckeyes performed only half as well as usual against the CUNTS, OR the CUNTS performed twice as well as usual against the Buckeyes, OR the CUNTS were still cheating, but only in certain games (probably with the laminates in the press box instead of on the sidelines, thus creating latency in the communication of signals and limiting the effectiveness of the cheating).
Think what you will about the cheating... The main point here is that the Buckeyes were ALREADY better than the Cheaters Up North Towards Saginaw last year. Then everyone came back... then they added Caleb Downs... then they had great results in the weight room (Tyleik et al are reportedly in the best shape of their lives)...
Has the season started yet?