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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Some of you may be aware of my obsession with numbers.
Some of you may be aware that I have been even more obsessed with context. "Numbers don't tell you anything without context" I used to say.

I have seen the error of my ways. I now see that only raw stats matter, and that football teams should make decisions based only on raw stats.

Alex Orji PE: 227.60
D. Warren PE: 104.85

UM Coaches: Clearly you must have Orji do all of your passing. Don't worry about context; that doesn't matter. The numbers say Orji is the better passer. Orji is your passing quarterback. Have him throw on every down.
 
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cincibuck said:
Ideally? Michigan comes into Columbus undefeated and proceeds to get humiliated. At the end of the game the NCAA reveals that Michigan must forfeit 21 - 23 seasons, the Natty, 15 schollies for three years, and no bowl games for five. The Buckeyes are given the #1 seed in the playoffs. Oh No is captured by Michigan Militia, executed in a slow and excruciatingly painful manner, and body dumped next to Jimmy Hoffa's. How's that sit with everyone?
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Love you cincibuck, but NO. These pricks deserve to get their ass kicked by everyone they cheated. Including the Pedsters (I just through up a bit). I just hate the SCUM going undefeated BS. They don’t deserve anything other than pain and suffering. Fuck these assholes.
 
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cincibuck said:
Ideally? Michigan comes into Columbus undefeated and proceeds to get humiliated. At the end of the game the NCAA reveals that Michigan must forfeit 21 - 23 seasons, the Natty, 15 schollies for three years, and no bowl games for five. The Buckeyes are given the #1 seed in the playoffs. Oh No is captured by Michigan Militia, executed in a slow and excruciatingly painful manner, and body dumped next to Jimmy Hoffa's. How's that sit with everyone?
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Not enough.
 
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Brohio 12th Warrior 30 minutes ago
Classic Balas. T-C-U-N-Court! lol. Please let this fiasco go to court. Let's find out why Matt Weiss has disappeared off the face of the planet for almost 2 years and why Mike Hart removed all the Michigan info from his bio 2 months before his contract expired. Let's find out why the firm that turned over evidence to the NCAA specified defensive coaches accessing Connor's cameramen's recordings and miraculously every person on this list has disappeared from college football like a Thanos snap with the Infinity Gauntlet
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buckeyeintn said:
I may be in the minority but I hope they have a close loss against Tejas. Definitely a loss, but close. I want them to have hope. I want them to string out the negotiations. I want them to piss off the NCAA even more than they already have. Then I want the NCAA to bring the hammer down so hard they SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE CHEATING ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, RAZE THE STADIUM, PLOW AND SALT THE FIELD, AND DISBAND THE UNIVERSITY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL NEVER AGAIN BE RELEVANT. Then I can die happy.
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FUCK

THAT


I hope Texass rips them a new one. Piss on M*ch*gan, cheating twats
 
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brodybuck21 said:
Brohio 12th Warrior 30 minutes ago
Classic Balas. T-C-U-N-Court! lol. Please let this fiasco go to court. Let's find out why Matt Weiss has disappeared off the face of the planet for almost 2 years and why Mike Hart removed all the Michigan info from his bio 2 months before his contract expired. Let's find out why the firm that turned over evidence to the NCAA specified defensive coaches accessing Connor's cameramen's recordings and miraculously every person on this list has disappeared from college football like a Thanos snap with the Infinity Gauntlet
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Someday this is going to be an amazing 30-for-30 episode giving scUM not one, but TWO episodes detailing how slimy/shady their revenue programs are. Leaders and the best!
 
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