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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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I may be in the minority but I hope they have a close loss against Tejas. Definitely a loss, but close. I want them to have hope. I want them to string out the negotiations. I want them to piss off the NCAA even more than they already have. Then I want the NCAA to bring the hammer down so hard they SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE CHEATING ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, RAZE THE STADIUM, PLOW AND SALT THE FIELD, AND DISBAND THE UNIVERSITY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL NEVER AGAIN BE RELEVANT. Then I can die happy.
 
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buckeyeintn said:
I may be in the minority but I hope they have a close loss against Tejas. Definitely a loss, but close. I want them to have hope. I want them to string out the negotiations. I want them to piss off the NCAA even more than they already have. Then I want the NCAA to bring the hammer down so hard they SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE CHEATING ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, RAZE THE STADIUM, PLOW AND SALT THE FIELD, AND DISBAND THE UNIVERSITY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL NEVER AGAIN BE RELEVANT. Then I can die happy.
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I second.
 
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NFBuck said:
I'm basically looking for them to take the Auburn early 2010's trajectory...

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Especially with how their depth chart has been set up. Lost 44 seniors from last year, and they'll loose a lot from this team too.

Graduate
OG - Priebe
OT - Persi

Seniors
OT - Hinton
OG - El-Hadi
C - Crippen
OL - Giudice
QB - Warren
RB - Mullings
RB - Edwards
TE - Bredeson
WR - Charleston

DL - Benny
DL - Stewart
DL - Guy
LB - Hood
DB - Q. Johnson
CB - R. Johnson
CB - Hall
DB - Paige
DB - Walker
DB - McBurrows

P - Doman

Draft
TE - Loveland
CB - W. Johnson
DT - Graham
DT - Grant

Those are all starters or guys in the 2 deep.
 
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buckeyeintn said:
I may be in the minority but I hope they have a close loss against Tejas. Definitely a loss, but close. I want them to have hope. I want them to string out the negotiations. I want them to piss off the NCAA even more than they already have. Then I want the NCAA to bring the hammer down so hard they SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE CHEATING ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, RAZE THE STADIUM, PLOW AND SALT THE FIELD, AND DISBAND THE UNIVERSITY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL NEVER AGAIN BE RELEVANT. Then I can die happy.
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I want their arrogant smirks to be forever erased from their faces. I want wailing and lamentations. I want humiliation and resignation. I want weeping and gnashing of teeth. I want no hope to ever be relevant again.
 
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buckeyeintn said:
I may be in the minority but I hope they have a close loss against Tejas. Definitely a loss, but close. I want them to have hope. I want them to string out the negotiations. I want them to piss off the NCAA even more than they already have. Then I want the NCAA to bring the hammer down so hard they SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE CHEATING ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, RAZE THE STADIUM, PLOW AND SALT THE FIELD, AND DISBAND THE UNIVERSITY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL NEVER AGAIN BE RELEVANT. Then I can die happy.
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Fuck hope. They had three years of hope because they cheated their asses off. I want nothing less than shame, embarrassment, and utter despair for them. And I want to see their coach cry like a sissy for valid reasons this time.
 
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buckeyeintn said:
I may be in the minority but I hope they have a close loss against Tejas. Definitely a loss, but close.
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I have Texas -5.5. Is 6 points "close"? If so, I'm okay with it.
But I want to see it on the order of Ohio State beating them 56-27. Or Oregon beating them 39-7.
I want "because we couldn't go for 3" to always be a Buckeye legend, but how about another goofy dig at *ichigan. "Coach, you were up by 35 in the fourth quarter. Why did you fake the punt on *ichigan's 15 yard line?" "I ran out of fake field goal plays to run."
 
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LovelandBuckeye said:
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For the last 20 some years, Ohio State has been right there behind Bama as far as the most relevant team in CFB. At any given point they were behind Georgia or Clemson. Not a single other school in all of CFB wouldn't trade places with Ohio State if asked.

With all of that being true......never in a billion years would I ever think "What would you do without Ohio State football?". Especially in the most pretentious, douchebag way possible. What a shit heel.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
For the last 20 some years, Ohio State has been right there behind Bama as far as the most relevant team in CFB. At any given point they were behind Georgia or Clemson. Not a single other school in all of CFB wouldn't trade places with Ohio State if asked.

With all of that being true......never in a billion years would I ever think "What would you do without Ohio State football?". Especially in the most pretentious, douchebag way possible. What a shit heel.
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What would the world do without *ichigan football?
What would the world do without Ohio State football?
What would the world do without Alabama or Clemson or Georgia football.

The same thing we do WITH those teams: We'd keep playing football.
*ichigan football only matters to *ichigan fans.
Ohio State football only matters to Ohio State fans.
Alabama, Clemson, and Georgia football only matters to Alabama, Clemson, and Georgia fans.
 
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Ideally? Michigan comes into Columbus undefeated and proceeds to get humiliated. At the end of the game the NCAA reveals that Michigan must forfeit 21 - 23 seasons, the Natty, 15 schollies for three years, and no bowl games for five. The Buckeyes are given the #1 seed in the playoffs. Oh No is captured by Michigan Militia, executed in a slow and excruciatingly painful manner, and body dumped next to Jimmy Hoffa's. How's that sit with everyone?
 
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cincibuck said:
Ideally? Michigan comes into Columbus undefeated and proceeds to get humiliated. At the end of the game the NCAA reveals that Michigan must forfeit 21 - 23 seasons, the Natty, 15 schollies for three years, and no bowl games for five. The Buckeyes are given the #1 seed in the playoffs. Oh No is captured by Michigan Militia, executed in a slow and excruciatingly painful manner, and body dumped next to Jimmy Hoffa's. How's that sit with everyone?
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Nope. They need to lose and lose often this season. I want the reality to sink into their addled brains that without cheating they are the forgettable/irrelevant program they are. Plus, I've been robbed of three years of the delicious schadenfreude produced with each of their losses. I want my schadenfreude. Let them go 6-6/7-5 and then hit them with the deathblow of vaporizing their 3 fake seasons and level them for the foreseeable future. I want it to be long and painful.
 
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