*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Steve19]

They have promoted someone to head coach who commands no respect at that level in the profession. So far, every move seems to not be guided by any kind of strategy but rather opportunistically. 'That new offensive coordinator was an analyst here. His close working with Connor Stalions will help us through. Oh, wait, they know we were cheating? They're going to gut those wins in recent years? We suck again?'

 

[Steve19]

UTQTFS

 

[osuvictory1]

Things aren't all sunshine and rainbows there like they are trying to put on, the leaks are beginning. This guy had promised to comeback and be a senior leader for Moore's first year, then at last hour decides "nah im leaving"

Definitely a solid depth piece they can't afford to lose this offseason.

 

[NFBuck]

Sad days up north

 

[buckeyemania11]

Definitely a solid depth piece they can't afford to lose this offseason.

Yep the really can't afford to lose immediate depth pieces. The starters on defense are good for the most part but the guys behind them not so much. In most cases there's a really big drop off.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Wondering how long until this happens again

 

[osuvictory1]

Five-star wide receiver Gatlin Bair commits to Oregon Ducks

The speedy wideout from Idaho will sign Wednesday and join the Ducks in 2026 after serving his LDS mission.

www.google.com

 

[kujirakira]

everybody, including the university, the program, and the staff know what's coming... they're just waiting for their severance checks and the house cleaning when the ncaa hammer comes down.

it's not that different than when a company goes into bankruptcy and custodianship, liquidating all the assets and waiting for the reset. the boats are already burned... there's nothing redeemable there, nor will there be for many years to come.

The ships are not burned at all. There's a new ship leaving every day, and no new ones coming in.

 

[kujirakira]

Yoko came out and tweeted once last week, and every comment was some combination of "fund nil," "fire warde" or "fire yourself." He's crawled back into his rabbit hole and hasn't been seen since. I think he'd like to fire Manuel to take the heat off himself except that Manuel knows where the bodies are buried.

He also has to delay Manuel, preferably until Fall.
If he fires him now, then who will he blame for the sanctions and poor season coming in 2024?
Can't jettison his fall guy too early.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[Buckeye86]

According to the 11W forum, Scam Webb is reporting UM is targeting Joe Cullen to be their new DC.

Joe Cullen (American football) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

It’s funny because

1) he has exactly one year of DC experience in his entire career with Urban Meyer at Jacksonville, of all places.

2) He is yet another guy that comes from big brother in Baltimore.

And 3) “Cullen was fired shortly after his hire at the University of Mississippi after being charged with drunk and disorderly conduct after passing out in a local Subway.

Cullen was arrested in 2006 for driving under the influence as the defensive line coach of the Detroit Lions. In another incident, also during the 2006 pre-season, he was arrested after he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru naked.”

 

[Zippercat]

According to the 11W forum, Scam Webb is reporting UM is targeting Joe Cullen to be their new DC.

Joe Cullen (American football) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

It’s funny because

1) he has exactly one year of DC experience in his entire career with Urban Meyer at Jacksonville, of all places.

2) He is yet another guy that comes from big brother in Baltimore.

And 3) “Cullen was fired shortly after his hire at the University of Mississippi after being charged with drunk and disorderly conduct after passing out in a local Subway.

Cullen was arrested in 2006 for driving under the influence as the defensive line coach of the Detroit Lions. In another incident, also during the 2006 pre-season, he was arrested after he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru naked.”

So, fun at parties! Might be just what Moore needs to get a break from on field issues and lousy recruiting?

 

[kujirakira]

According to the 11W forum, Scam Webb is reporting UM is targeting Joe Cullen to be their new DC.

Joe Cullen (American football) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

It’s funny because

1) he has exactly one year of DC experience in his entire career with Urban Meyer at Jacksonville, of all places.

2) He is yet another guy that comes from big brother in Baltimore.

And 3) “Cullen was fired shortly after his hire at the University of Mississippi after being charged with drunk and disorderly conduct after passing out in a local Subway.

Cullen was arrested in 2006 for driving under the influence as the defensive line coach of the Detroit Lions. In another incident, also during the 2006 pre-season, he was arrested after he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru naked.”

Family atmosphere.

 

[Trevi]

According to the 11W forum, Scam Webb is reporting UM is targeting Joe Cullen to be their new DC.

Joe Cullen (American football) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

It’s funny because

1) he has exactly one year of DC experience in his entire career with Urban Meyer at Jacksonville, of all places.

2) He is yet another guy that comes from big brother in Baltimore.

And 3) “Cullen was fired shortly after his hire at the University of Mississippi after being charged with drunk and disorderly conduct after passing out in a local Subway.

Cullen was arrested in 2006 for driving under the influence as the defensive line coach of the Detroit Lions. In another incident, also during the 2006 pre-season, he was arrested after he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru naked.”

Maybe recommended by Gary Moeller?

 

[SEREbuckeye]

I was told by scum insiders Gatlin was an absolute lock. For context, Gatlin decommitted from Boise in early December and was focusing on Oregon and TTUN. Watched the cheaters up north win the natty — and still doesn’t choose them knowing he would probably get early PT as well… I repeat, this natty was the most worthless I’ve seen in modern era. Zero recruiting bump. Because a natty is great when talking about the lineage and history of a program, but where it really should salt everything is in attracting top level talent that keeps the program moving forward at a high level.