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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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BUCKYLE said:
Wheres Premium Drum ? Need to know when we can expect justice
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I think I have it figured out...

In 1963, some nerd named Abraham Zapruder went to Dealey plaza to watch the president drive by. He decided to film it. Little did he realize, he would become world famous all over the country when the CIA confiscated his video camera, and released what is now known as "The Birds", by Alfred Hitchcock. Ha - I'm just kidding. It was called "The Zapruder Film." But the CIA released a cut version. The real video showed that JFK shot first. But then he faked his death.

About a year before that, some lady named Norma Jeane Mortenson faked her death. It wasn't very hard for her to do, because people were looking for Marilyn Monroe, not some hick named Norma Jeane. Anyway, JFK and Norma Jeane moved to some island somewhere. Maybe it's in Argentina - I haven't pinpointed where that island is.

Anyway, fast-forward a couple hundred years, and the world is crippled by some made-up virus the government used to replace the batteries in all of the surveillance birds, and the sports world crashes to a halt. If it wasn't for some nerd named "Sir Yacht", we'd probably still be in quarantine. What's my point? I don't really have one, except that I think Sir Yacht and PremierDrum are sitting in their moms' basement's basement (they have different moms, but the moms share 1 basement, and these guys are sitting in the basement of that basement), eating stale popcorn in a beanbag chair. They're not both in the beanbag chair at the same time - sometimes one is in the chair and sometimes the other is in the beanbag chair.

The bottom line is that no one really should get a golf ball and a chicken egg confused, and I'll believe *ichigan is going to get punished when it actually happens. There is really no excuse to this taking this long to happen. Either it isn't going to happen, or the NCAA needs a kick in the ass for being this slow.
 
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