2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Merih]

It’s so obvious Michigan insiders source is Harbaugh or Harbaugh adjacent. The “OSU hired a private firm” thing is exactly the sort of thing a coach would grasp onto for an energy/momentum edge and over time forget that it was a motivation idea and not actually true.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Let's spin this in the absolute best light for tCun....

The victim of a crime (Ohio State) turns the perpetrator (Michigan) over to the police (NCAA).

Wow, I'm like so totally ashamed to be a Buckeye fan right now.

The most pathetic thing about them right now is revealed in what we all know their answer to this would be:

“You’re only the victim of a crime in your own mind. There’s no evidence that it happened.”

Their ability to ignore the mountains of, not just evidence, but proof there is out there is breathtaking to people with less experience with these people than we have, but let’s just look at the most recent thing they have to ignore to believe that.

Numerous credible outlets were reporting YESTERDAY that their LB coach was busted for trying to destroy evidence. They, the denizens of DFBIA message boards talked about this at length YESTERDAY. Yet today, they have convinced themselves that there is no evidence. Today they are people who believe that the Leaders and Best are so smart that they destroy evidence when there is no evidence

Has anything ever been more pathetic?

 

[Dryden]

If I follow this logic, most crimes are caused by the police.

It’s true. Crime would go down if people stopped calling the police.

 

[woofermazing]

That one is still ongoing, but I believe it really has more to do with the "recruiting during a dead period" and Harbaugh obstructing the investigation and not cooperating with it than any real impermissable benefits.

NCAA punishes lying and obfuscation very harshly. They don't have the tools to dig like the FBI, so they have to make lying very high risk.

 

[Honor&Glory]

I hope Day and his fam did blow the lid off of this. I want Day to have a press conference and say ‘hell yes it was me. We caught them red handed and we busted their asses. Don’t come at THE like that or we will fuck your world up’. Go full SEC on these fuck stains.

 

[Jake]

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[NFBuck]

Has anything ever been more pathetic?

Ohhhhhh, DickRod swaying to Josh Groban, tearfully begging to be a _ichigan _an is up there.

 

[brodybuck21]

I hope Day and his fam did blow the lid off of this. I want Day to have a press conference and say ‘hell yes it was me. We caught them red handed and we busted their asses. Don’t come at THE like that or we will fuck your world up’. Go full SEC on these fuck stains.

Ok the mental picture of this being a real thing is fucking phenomenal and I'm here for it!

 

[ochre]

Ohhhhhh, DickRod swaying to Josh Groban, tearfully begging to be a _ichigan _an is up there.

that and the idea that there could be a bbq where Brady Hoke left any ribs for anyone else.

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[dragurd]

The ministry of propaganda continues to pump out material for DFBIA.

Although Balas is an absolute jackass, I find this being used as proof that he’s always wrong later in that thread very funny.



I’m sure Harbaugh absolutely planned to sign with Minnesota, they just never offered him a job.

I think it’s clear Balas’s source is one of the Harbaughs, and he just transcribes the ramblings of their broken brains without double checking anything before hitting publish.

Amusingly enough the new version involves a whistle blower and not hacking their shit so it's not even illegal. They are just being whiney bitches and going all leave Brittany alone and blaming Ryan Day for it.

Which is hilarious

 

[Tanner]

Definitely curious to see how our defense matches up with them. Our whole thing is not giving up big plays (btw credit to Knowles for sort of recreating his style of defense b/c he was always sort of aggressive and we give some up) but Michigan doesn't really play for big plays on offense.

 

[gmen6981]

JFC. Just walked in the door from running some errands. Worthless fucking turtles.