2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[BuckeyeNation27]

I mean, can someone just email them a link to this thread?

I'd like to see them explain the Panda suits for one thing.

Fine. Panda suits first, but then we're getting to the bottom of 40-15 vs 40-30.

 

[mattynokes]

Please list the SEC schools who will submit to road games in Ann Arbor in November.

I'll hang up and listen.

Hey now, that's not very nice to Vanderbilt. They always seem to be in submission to the SEC. So, they'd submit to being there in November and probably as a yearly lock-in road game. Other than the list is...

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[Ryan36_1]

Sure would be nice for OSU and rest of the B1G schools to get paid over the next 8 (I think?) years to watch tCun get boatraced by Bama, UGA et. al.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out and thanks for your media grant of rights.

 

[Buckeyefrankmp]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[kujirakira]

Who int he SEC would even mess with them?
SCe, I guess.
Georgia and Tenn may have some feelings.

Speaking of SEC though, I see Texas is on their schedule next year. If you're a Power 4 team right now... with Michigan as an OOC opponent... do you maybe start thinking of cancelling that game?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

They cheated on the field against other conference teams for three years.

They cheated CJ out of a Heisman.

How many players may have been injured over the last three years because tcun player was put in exactly the right place to blow up his opponent?

It had god damn better not be a slap on the wrist. And you know that insufferable little cunt they call a university President won't take the W gracefully. His smug, smirking face will be in front of every camera he can get to.

 

[CincyInterloper]

If Ono presides over TCUN moving to the SEC, it would be like watching my mother-in-law drive off a cliff in her own car.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I legit have come to hate Ono more than Simple Jim.

 

[woofermazing]

 

[ScriptOhio]

Prominent sources have disclosed to MBG that #Michigan is in discussions with the #SEC!

I just hope that the "prominent sources" are more reliable than Sir Yacht and getting their "grant of rights" release from the B1G cost them a small fortune.......

In reality we all know scUM is just blowing farting smoke and they aren't going anywhere.......

 

[OhioSt88]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined.
Hope I wake up to better news.

Imagine how much anxiety is in Shitigan camp, if we feel this way. Having them hanging in the wind with their pants down is not all bad.

 

[mattynokes]

So, Bert is suggesting that they've also intercepted headset communications? It's hard to remember if this has been brought up before or just speculated, because of how crazier and deeper this story keeps going. However, this is the guy that sounds reasonable and rational?

THIS GUY!?!?!?

Yeah, tCun can go ahead and get bent.

 

[Mike80]

Prediction (unfortunately): The B1G...and the NCAA...will be full of sound and fury...signifying nothing. They'll both give fireball speeches using phrases like "integrity of the game" and equal playing field" and "athletic competition", and then follow that with a slap on the wrist so weak it doesn't even redden his lily white skin. The DFBIA arrogance explodes.

I said that two weeks ago.

They will absolutely take the path of least resistance. A small part of me wonders if this counter-PR scheme isn't being somewhat aided and abetted by the Big Ten to muddy the waters enough that it gets Pettiti off the hook (it won't)...

These fuckers are going get away with it. I can feel it. I'll be very happy to be wrong but I'm not.

 

[gmen6981]

Once again.