2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Buckeyefrankmp]

With:
Adam Sandler as Jim Harbaugh
Will Smith as Cryin' Sherrone
Daniel Radcliffe as Connor Stalions
AND
Jason Momoa as . . . Ryan Day

Who the Big Ten coaches thought should play them. "Ryan Day: Kyle Chandler “The guy from Bloodline and Friday Night Lights.”". I can see that.

Jim Harbaugh: Christian Bale
Sherone Moore: Michael B. Jordan.
Connor Stallions: Daniel Radcliffe
Ryan Day: Kyle Chandler
James Franklin: Keegan-Michael Key,

B1G coaches pick actor to play them in a movie

B1G coaches had some interesting choices to play them in a movie.

saturdaytradition.com

 

[gmen6981]

I'm all in for this .... Bale going full method has Harbaugh would be an Oscar worthy performance... him or Joaquín Phoenix ....

Joaquin Phoenix as Harbaugh would be brilliant. He could use a lot of his character from "Joker".

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I'm all in for this .... Bale going full method has Harbaugh would be an Oscar worthy performance...

No way he goes full retard

 

[kujirakira]

Dustin Hoffman is 86 but still alive. Had to try.

 

[1926Buckeyes]

I’ll give them credit. Cheating this aggressively and still not winning a natty is extremely impressive.

Probably the best part. Pulling out all the stops and you can't even win a playoff game. Absolutely pathetic.

 

[sflbuck]

One recurring theme i dont understand from that thread are the statements about LE, especially at the Federal level.
While live digital sign stealing being fed into an algorithm (already trained on the recorded videos) and transmitted to the booth would be a new level of cheating.... we're still in "NCAA illegal" territory ?
I can only think Feds are involved if it includes hacking practice tape (rumored) or betting/match fixing (rumored) ?
Or am i missing something?

My guess would be the Feds are involved because US Integrity presented them with a fact pattern some what like the following

1) Details of the ever growing more sinister Conner Stalions scheme.

2) Some puzzling end of game decisions made by the Michigan coaching staff. For example passing to score that pushed a game to the over.

3) Unusal betting patterns, especially on line betting from Michigan ISP addresses.

It doesn't mean the Feds will be able to make a case, but they for sure would look into this.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Also sounding like the practice film being stolen is definitely got some legs to it. I don’t want to speculate any more until I hear more but,again, please don’t take my word as absolutely being true. I feel that I’m getting good info though

BET

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

And we're not using Jack Nicholson as Hairball?? "You're goddam right I did it... YOU can't handle the truth"
"You want me in The House.. you need me in that house"

 

[pnuts34]

I think Kevin James should be cast as Hairball.
Craig Robinson- Sherrone Moore
JJ McCarthy- Glen Howerton
Conner Stallions- Jay Baruchel
Santa Ono- John Cho
Warde Manuel- Omar Benson Miller
Ryan Day- Leonard Dicaprio
Gene Smith- Denzel Washington

 

[Buckerooni]

No way he goes full retard

That is why we need Sandler:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DrM24r38L6jM&ved=2ahUKEwiE6pqQl9GCAxVnmokEHTmFBWI4HhCjtAF6BAgHEAY&usg=AOvVaw2T5thILorr-flOSBpnTX_l

 

[gmen6981]

This is in the comments on that post.......

 

[Captain Buckeye]

TTUN Scandal XCIII

Previous: Link to Part XCII Next: Link to Part XCIV It's officially hate week!

www.elevenwarriors.com

So they’re expecting another coach being lost this week?

 

[woofermazing]

I would think Jay.

 

[Jake]

Not posting this in our game thread because this dude seems to fit in better here. There's no way that game isn't being played.