2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[ORD_Buckeye]

I have a hard time seeing how having that many lawyers involved will change the outcome at this stage. It's not like they need to plow through truck-loads of discovery documents or something, is it?

That's how the game is played. The B1G is just going to swamp Simple Jim and tsun with hard, pipe hitting Sidley associates looking to make partner. BTW, the Chair of their executive committee is Carter Philips who's on our Board of Trustees.

 

[heisman]

Jimmy needs a rainmaker.

 

[woofermazing]

https://www.usintegrity.com/news/the-big-ten-signs-comprehensive-partnership-with-us-integrity




Question: Was U.S. Integrity hired because the Big Ten knew that scUM was cheating, or did U.S. Integrity's routine monitoring catch scUM cheating?

My guess, Iowa/ISU led the B1G to ask for an audit of the conference. Coaching staffs had to submit financial records. Stalions was flagged for large purchases beyond his means, or he was just uncooperative with the requests. They found out about the ticket purchases and kept digging from there.

It's either that or it was found by the FBI/UMPD in the Weiss investigation and someone tipped off the NCAA.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

I hope the B1G lawyers argue that, as one of TCUN’s main arguments is the lack of Due Process, that the B1G should be permitted to defend the list of things that their letter to Manuel said the “NCAA knew and could prove”.

That, it seems to me, would allow the court to make rulings on that whole bullet list, and would thus allow the B1G, their member institutions to include their football coaches, the media, and everyone to refer to that list as “the infractions” rather than “the allegations”. Further, it would allow people to correct anyone who mistakenly called them allegations.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

…and if the judge declines to rule on the bullet list due to the allegations there in being a cfb matter and not a matter of law, the response should be, “as the court sees that something that is not only material but is central to the case is outside of the court’s purview, the B1G moves that the entire case be thus declared to be outside of the court’s purview, and we further move that the ruling be made with prejudice.”

 

[sg86]

My guess, Iowa/ISU led the B1G to ask for an audit of the conference. Coaching staffs had to submit financial records. Stalions was flagged for large purchases beyond his means, or he was just uncooperative with the requests. They found out about the ticket purchases and kept digging from there.

It's either that or it was found by the FBI/UMPD in the Weiss investigation and someone tipped off the NCAA.

TTUN went from terrible against the spread to covering at an alarmingly high rate. It's very likely this started with the books referencing their databases and the databases of others with the list of Michigan players/staff, got a hit, and it grew from there.

My best guess here:
Weiss was the name they found. Weiss was communicating with Stalions to some extent re: the betting. Probably gauging how confident he is on his reads before Weiss places his bets. Weiss finds out he's being looked into and deletes the traces from his email. In a panic, he probably gets into Stalions' office to try to get rid of the evidence on the other end and gets fired for it.

The FBI/UMPD find emails implicating Stalions in the cheating and it gets reported to the NCAA/Big Ten who alert the Big Ten schools, who then reference their ticket databases, see Stalions name for several games, then review those tapes and see people filming from those seats and here we are.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

TTUN went from terrible against the spread to covering at an alarmingly high rate. It's very likely this started with the books referencing their databases and the databases of others with the list of Michigan players/staff, got a hit, and it grew from there.

My best guess here:
Weiss was the name they found. Weiss was communicating with Stalions to some extent re: the betting. Probably gauging how confident he is on his reads before Weiss places his bets. Weiss finds out he's being looked into and deletes the traces from his email. In a panic, he probably gets into Stalions' office to try to get rid of the evidence on the other end and gets fired for it.

The FBI/UMPD find emails implicating Stalions in the cheating and it gets reported to the NCAA/Big Ten who alert the Big Ten schools, who then reference their ticket databases, see Stalions name for several games, then review those tapes and see people filming from those seats and here we are.

Sounds legit lol

 

[Buckeneye]

I say we just take off and nuke the entire (t)SUN from orbit.

... It's the only way to be sure.

 

[CincyInterloper]

That's how the game is played. The B1G is just going to swamp Simple Jim and tsun with hard, pipe hitting Sidley associates looking to make partner. BTW, the Chair of their executive committee is Carter Philips who's on our Board of Trustees.

 

[sflbuck]

On Eleven Warriors message board, @Birm (info on Rivals not X) is quoted as saying to expect a settlement between the Big10 and SCUM that would allow Hairball to coach The Game. Further speculation that Day and Smith are behind the move to let him coach.

I gotta say, if true, they are swinging the biggest balls.

 

[Jake]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

 

[Buckeneye]

. Further speculation that Day and Smith are behind the move to let him coach.

I gotta say, if true, they are swinging the biggest balls.

The golden rule, which says 'do unto others' is bogus. Because it sets up good people to be subject to abuse. Deadpool's golden rule "what you do to others, I will do to you" is much more logical and applicable in this case.

While I very much doubt it is true, you don't go out of your way to help someone who has insulted you and would not offer the same help were the situations reversed.

Rare times happen that, when you see someone drowning, you just pull up a chair, crack a beer, and listen to the screams give way to eerie silence. Some are not worth saving.

 

[1926Buckeyes]

On Eleven Warriors message board, @Birm (info on Rivals not X) is quoted as saying to expect a settlement between the Big10 and SCUM that would allow Hairball to coach The Game. Further speculation that Day and Smith are behind the move to let him coach.

I gotta say, if true, they are swinging the biggest balls.

At least it would remove their rallying cry. But they can't do it without getting concessions from both Michigan and Harbaugh.

Read the same thing about Day, but I'd be surprised if that's true. Not sure they'd be wasting time pushing for it.

 

[CincyInterloper]

The golden rule, which says 'do unto others' is bogus. Because it sets up good people to be subject to abuse. Deadpool's golden rule "what you do to others, I will do to you" is much more logical and applicable in this case.

While I very much doubt it is true, you don't go out of your way to help someone who has insulted you and would not offer the same help were the situations reversed.

Rare times happen that, when you see someone drowning, you just pull up a chair, crack a beer, and listen to the screams give way to eerie silence. Some are not worth saving.

If I were Harbaugh, I would want someone to let me drown. So, the Golden Rule still holds in my case.

 

[BuckBackHome]

On Eleven Warriors message board, @Birm (info on Rivals not X) is quoted as saying to expect a settlement between the Big10 and SCUM that would allow Hairball to coach The Game. Further speculation that Day and Smith are behind the move to let him coach.

I gotta say, if true, they are swinging the biggest balls.

Let him coach and have the coordinators sit out the week and game.