2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Jaxbuck]

Let's hope the child rapists do us all a solid today and beat them...

They aren't the hero CFB deserves but they are what we need right now.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So do we get to collect on all those bets now?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Say you're a history prof at tsun. You've worked hard, published several books and have a solid reputation among historians in your field. Now, you have to go to some conference in DC or Boston where many of your colleagues from around the country will also be attending. When the inevitable questions come at the cocktail reception, how would you like to stand there and explain Santa Fucking Ono?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

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[ScriptOhio]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Whoever made the brilliant idea to bet the under on Blake Corum's rushing yards.....

I just tried to get in on it on Draft Kings. It was down to 73.5. While I was trying to put together a parlay, it moved to 72.5. When I tried to do it again, it moved to 76.5. Wtf?

 

[Telekinesis]

Fuck ‘em.

 

[Jaxbuck]

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Said another way: "We look forward to kicking our feet on the ground because the Big Ten isn't doing what we want"

It's a distinction without a difference.

 

[woofermazing]

Does that mean testimony under oath?

 

[AKAK]

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If only they could present a case that said, "We didn't cheat"

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Say you're a history prof at tsun. You've worked hard, published several books and have a solid reputation among historians in your field. Now, you have to go to some conference in DC or Boston where many of your colleagues from around the country will also be attending. When the inevitable questions come at the cocktail reception, how would you like to stand there and explain Santa Fucking Ono?

I guess said professor would have to admit that Michigan is just another glorified community college like Florida State (a former nursing school, by the way) where foosball is the tail that wags the academic dog.

 

[BB73]

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So the B1G gets almost a full week to prepare for the hearing? Is that called ‘due process’?

 

[Buckerooni]

woah ... Mike Ferrel from the top rope

3. Your coach is next-level stupid AND he knew.

 

[Mike80]

I'm no lawyer, but if the Federal judge didn't grant the TRO in an emergency order, wouldn't an actual in-person hearing play out even less favorably for tCun?

Being at something that will allow the Big Ten to rebut any Chewbacca defenses with a full week to prep, I might add, doesn't seem like it would go well for them.

 

[AKAK]

Can you file an amicus brief in a TRO hearing?

Mine would be:

"Psst, ask them if they cheated"