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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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My dream scenario for today:

The TRO isn’t granted but Harbaugh shows up on the sideline anyway. After refusing to leave, PSU campus police tase him, drag him to the Joe Paterno Memorial Showers & take turns Sanduskying him.

While all that is going on PSU beats scUM by less than a FG with the game being marred by numerous terrible calls going against scUM. Also Jessica Minter gets his leg snapped in half when he can’t get out of the way of an unpenalized late hit into their sideline that also concusses the spin pass princess.

After the game scUM’s team bus is involved in a major accident when a PSU fan drunk off his ass on Iron City runs a red light going 55mph. None of the players are seriously hurt but Sharon Moore suffers severe internal injuries & has to shit in a bag for the rest of his life.

Finally, the private plane carrying that little cunt president of their’s & the worst members of their board of regents disappears over Lake Erie on the way back to that whore & are never heard from again.

I don’t think this is too much to ask. WE ARE…?
 
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CincyInterloper said:
Michelle Casey has her work cut out for her.

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The faculty must hate Ono. Faculty are not generally big fans of a football program. To the extent they think of it at all, they tend to resent the attention and the salaries. To have their President, so publicly and disgracefully, behave like a delusional football fan-boy, to protect an overpaid half-wit wolverine's ass like Harbaugh? When they're trying to educate future world leaders and save the world with medical and environmental and energy and economic and social (etc) research - and so much more??

It can't be sitting well.

This isn't good for them, as an institution, in so many ways.

Delicious!
 
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kanton said:
My dream scenario for today:

The TRO isn’t granted but Harbaugh shows up on the sideline anyway. After refusing to leave, PSU campus police tase him, drag him to the Joe Paterno Memorial Showers & take turns Sanduskying him.

While all that is going on PSU beats scUM by less than a FG with the game being marred by numerous terrible calls going against scUM. Also Jessica Minter gets his leg snapped in half when he can’t get out of the way of an unpenalized late hit into their sideline that also concusses the spin pass princess.

After the game scUM’s team bus is involved in a major accident when a PSU fan drunk off his ass on Iron City runs a red light going 55mph. None of the players are seriously hurt but Sharon Moore suffers severe internal injuries & has to shit in a bag for the rest of his life.

Finally, the private plane carrying that little cunt president of their’s & the worst members of their board of regents disappears over Lake Erie on the way back to that whore & are never heard from again.

I don’t think this is too much to ask. WE ARE…?
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I can live with that.
 
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kanton said:
My dream scenario for today:

The TRO isn’t granted but Harbaugh shows up on the sideline anyway. After refusing to leave, PSU campus police tase him, drag him to the Joe Paterno Memorial Showers & take turns Sanduskying him.

While all that is going on PSU beats scUM by less than a FG with the game being marred by numerous terrible calls going against scUM. Also Jessica Minter gets his leg snapped in half when he can’t get out of the way of an unpenalized late hit into their sideline that also concusses the spin pass princess.

After the game scUM’s team bus is involved in a major accident when a PSU fan drunk off his ass on Iron City runs a red light going 55mph. None of the players are seriously hurt but Sharon Moore suffers severe internal injuries & has to shit in a bag for the rest of his life.

Finally, the private plane carrying that little cunt president of their’s & the worst members of their board of regents disappears over Lake Erie on the way back to that whore & are never heard from again.

I don’t think this is too much to ask. WE ARE…?
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……NOT tun?
 
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Ryan36_1 said:
Can't wait for this tweet to be referenced in next year's notice of infractions for lack of institutional control. Because as of today we know officially Ono has sat across the table from the NCAA and was told they "knew and could prove" a multi-year cheating scheme of "unprecedented scope" occurred under Jim's watch. And he chose to continue to openly defy the NCAA and conference.
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Did Ono totally miss what happened at Iowa and Iowa State and several NFL teams last summer? Could any college football program pass a careful exam of the gambling activities of their players and staff?
 
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ochre said:
pretty sure that it's a resurgence from '90s rap. They're using it as "all in".
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lets see.. NCAA infractions is probably what? 95% white boomers... yeah... they're gonna assume they mean to bet on the game.... or they are betting on the game... which will lead to worse penalties...
 
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buckeyeintn said:
This whole thing is insane. Their research budget in 2022 was over $2.7 BILLION. Their entire athletic budget is a little over $200 million. What idiot board or president would allow the integrity and reputation of the institution to be drug through the mud over a coach? I know, they're not known as the DFBIA for nothing. They've earned the title.
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His name is Santa and when the NCAA is done it’s Christmas for everybody except tCun.
 
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