2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Jake]

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" We've all seen him, assholes.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Funny time to bring this up for the first time ever. Michigan and everyone associated with them are really proving to the world they’re the biggest cry baby bitches you could possibly imagine.

But whatabout this and that and them and those guys and this thing too. YOU FUCKING CHEATED AND GOT CAUGHT. GET FUCKED.

 

[NFBuck]

This is all just so fucking glorious. All of it, tits in the face.

 

[Jake]

If I'm Pettiti - first year on the job - and these arrogant fucks try to threaten and bully me, I'm coming down hard to send a message.

Go ahead, file whatever you like. We have attorneys, too. You're not in charge of this conference, nor are you bigger than it.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I think the more appropriate war reference is Hitler holed up in his bunker still thinking he's going to win the war two weeks before he blows his brains out.

Someone please update the Downfall clip accordingly.

You mean this one? A little dated now...2 weeks later.

 

[Dryden]

You just have to tip your cap to U of M, 11 members of Michigans state legislature, Santa Ono, the Board of Reagents, and the apparent three different law firms involved between Michigan and Harbaugh personally, that they’ve crafted 18 pages of rebuttal that amounts to the Chewbacca Defense from South Park.

Nowhere in these 10+8 pages (allegedly) that I’ve read was ever written the sentence(s), ‘We didn’t do that,’ or, ‘These allegations are false.’

 

[Buckeye86]

If I'm Pettiti - first year on the job - and these arrogant fucks try to threaten and bully me, I'm coming down hard to send a message.

Go ahead, file whatever you like. We have attorneys, too. You're not in charge of this conference, nor are you bigger than it.

It’s the exact same thing as when people freak out about free speech when someone gets fired from a company. “Due process” (and the rest of the bill of rights) is the rule of law when you are being prosecuted by the government.

You are being punished by the organization you voluntarily chose to be a part of and agreed to abide by its rules, which lays out very specifically the rules that are being followed in this case—and the conference hired outside council three weeks ago to make sure they were doing that.

Ultimately, it comes down 100% to them either agreeing to follow the rules and punishment they signed up for or leaving the conference.

And, credit to them for being consistent for over a century, they left the conference once before for being cheating fucks and refusing to stop.

 

[Dryden]

Billable hours are undefeated.

 

[Buckeye86]

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" We've all seen him, assholes.

You’re largely relying on rumor! Now please refer to item number two of our defense which you’ll note is a few pieces of paper we swear to god Rutgers and Ohio State gave to Purdue that has our signals on it!

 

[dragurd]

Billable hours are undefeated.

They probably spent all week on those 10 pages just to be sure they got paid their time for this

 

[NFBuck]

They have done literally everything wrong for three weeks. At every fork in the road, they've gone the wrong way. It's really just remarkable. We've known for decades that this is who they are, now the whole country is finding out. They're viewed as cheaters, that's what they will forever be known as.

 

[Buckeye86]

 

[colobuck79]

Can’t wait for the press conference. Many heads up north will explode.

 

[Oregonbuck]

I feel like the next headline I read is going to be about some UMich assistant named Jeff Gillooly hiring thug Stalions to kneecap Tony Petitti

 

[osuvictory1]