2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well... Since we don't have any virgins handy...

No? Are we sure?

You in the back? ... No?

OK, so since we don't have any virgins handy, I say we sacrifice the CUNTS to the volcano gods to keep that thing from blowing. We missed our chance in 1980. Let's not blow it again

Send em to White Island, New Zealand. Look it up if you dont know what I'm referring to. (Oh, and yes, New Zealand exists even if its left off maps.)

Or better yet, the next Krakotoa is probably ready for some chum

 

[Oregonbuck]

I'm sure this is unrelated

Meh. I work in Portland and and watching the scum updates is more pertinent

 

[Ryan36_1]

Sounds like thier response is based on technicalities ans whataboutisms

 

[NFBuck]

Sounds like thier response is based on technicalities ans whataboutisms

Do they honestly not see how ridiculous they look?

 

[buckeyemania11]

Sounds like thier response is based on technicalities ans whataboutisms

Because they don't have much of a real defense, all they can do is yell "BUT BUT OHIO STATE! or whoever else" and hope it helps them out some.

 

[Jake]

Do they honestly not see how ridiculous they look?

Almost as ridiculous as the article Wetzel wrote about the false equivalency theory.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I bet DFBIA thinks that response is a "slam dunk" on the B1G

 

[Oregonbuck]

Sounds like thier response is based on technicalities ans whataboutisms

They're intentionally muddying the narrative so the media will fight their fight.

"you can't punish us for stealing signs. Everyone does it"

 

[heisman]

Sounds like thier response is based on technicalities ans whataboutisms

Can you imagine going in front of a judge and saying, ”other people do it too!”? They are toast…and really really really dumb.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

Sounds like thier response is based on technicalities ans whataboutisms

They think the evidence doesn’t even confirm Connor did anything wrong.

Just think about that for a minute.

 

[buckeyemania11]

They think the evidence doesn’t even confirm Connor did anything wrong.

Just think about that for a minute.

The mental gymnastics over Stallions make the head hurt.

My favorite one they have used is that the people Stallions was giving tickets to and ordering to do the deed at games werent Michigan employees so what they did shouldn't matter or get Michigan in any trouble.

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

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He's referencing the vaccuum cleaners.

 

[AKAK]

The mental gymnastics over Stallions make the head hurt.

My favorite one they have used is that the people Stallions was giving tickets to and ordering to do the deed at games werent Michigan employees so what they did shouldn't matter.

Well then why did they care about Ryan Days brothers fake pi service so much!?!!?

 

[Captain Buckeye]

Come on Tony don’t be a bitch… he better come through on this.

Amazing enough I’ve noticed a switch in the media from “oh this is bad” to “well due process”.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

They think the evidence doesn’t even confirm Connor did anything wrong.

Just think about that for a minute.

Not buying that they really believe that

There are probably adults in the room up there who know that even claiming that won't buy them anything but appeasement of the DFBIA who want them to fight. But there's no way they actually believe that. Maybe a couple of fans who have refused to even look at the evidence because they can't wrap their pea brains around the idea can say they believe it, but the people who crafted that statement don't believe it for a second.