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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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https://buckeyeplanet.com/forum/threads/giovanni-strassini-a-football-fantasy.631251/

a bonus. I remember losing my shit when yahoo sports shouted out this forum for exposing that clown.
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaa...-ohio-state-american-tight-end-191626603.html

I know this is the make fun of Michigan thread, but when you have classics like trey, the presidents thread, strassini, or all that is retard pennstate1985, you have to share that shit.
That whole Strassini thing was the greatest off-season ever!
@Clarity's ( Our founder and fearless leader emeritus) thread about Dell customer support is a classic also.
 
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ask and you shall receive.

https://buckeyeplanet.com/forum/threads/giovanni-strassini-a-football-fantasy.631251/

a bonus. I remember losing my shit when yahoo sports shouted out this forum for exposing that clown.
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaa...-ohio-state-american-tight-end-191626603.html

I know this is the make fun of Michigan thread, but when you have classics like trey, the presidents thread, strassini, or all that is retard pennstate1985, you have to share that shit.

So, at first I was like "the f*ck am I reading here...." - and then the guy showed up! I'm currently at the wall of text conspiracy theory involving WIKI "gnomes" and I just want to thank you for this because it's been a pretty crappy weekend, and at least I'm going to die laughing now...
 
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So, at first I was like "the f*ck am I reading here...." - and then the guy showed up! I'm currently at the wall of text conspiracy theory involving WIKI "gnomes" and I just want to thank you for this because it's been a pretty crappy weekend, and at least I'm going to die laughing now...
The Strasshole was a gift that keeps on giving.
 
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Ohio St/Michigan have this weird symbiotic relationship right now where Harbaugh has constructed a team to beat Ohio St outdoors in November, and Ryan Day has constructed a team to beat an SEC team in a dome in January, and frankly it’s not working out for either one.
Whole fucking present summed up perfectly.
 
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So, at first I was like "the f*ck am I reading here...." - and then the guy showed up! I'm currently at the wall of text conspiracy theory involving WIKI "gnomes" and I just want to thank you for this because it's been a pretty crappy weekend, and at least I'm going to die laughing now...

Shit like that is why this is the only site I have ever donated to. I have never paid for subscription for any other Buckeye site. But I willingly paid money to be a part of crazy shit like that.
 
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Alright, alright, alright...

I am POSITIVELY certain our head coach eats lead paint chips and spent the last four weeks stroking it to old tapes of A-Train running off tackle against Indiana.

Did I do it right? :)
Got a thread on paint chips here as well.
Lemme know if you need a supply. Not cheap, but definitely worth the experience.
 
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I know many are still worried that Hairball will beat Day again next year in The Game. Here’s a little info to think about:

Michigan will certainly be good but here is the quick look at what they lose

RB-Corum gone (Donovan Edwards back and very talented, but little depth behind him)
WR-Cornelius Johnson and Ronnie Bell gone( Roman Wilson, Andrell Anthony, AJ Henning back and not as dangerous)
TE- Lose Schoonmacher and Erik All
OL- LT Hayes gone, LG Keegan gone, C Oluwatimi gone, RG Zinter back, RT Barnhart gone(they get several transfers though)
Offense should take a step back with BIG losses at WR,TE and OL. Michigan has done a lot in the portal but nobody special.

DL-Mazi Smith, Mike Morris, Taylor Upshaw all gone
LB Junior Colson back but Michael Barrett gone
DB Top corners DJ Turner and Mike Sanristill gone but rest back
Defense-The front 7 is obliterated and you lose your two best corners, that’s tough.

Add to that, Harbaugh will be interviewing for NFL jobs once again and that will be an off season distraction

Idk how someone can't feel confident next year in The Game. The best years for Hairball and scUM were this season, and last when you look at the talent he had all being experienced at the same time. Returning McCarthy and Edwards is huge, but they will need to get their OL together quick, as well as finding a WR1 and how they will fall in line. And that defense looks like swiss cheese with all the losses that they'll have. Just a thought, though I can understand why many will still take this a full of $__t and think more about the past 2 year's results
 
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Yeah, no, the problem with this conspiracy theory is that TCU literally played their base defense all night and it doesn't take a genius to figure out a steady diet of useless dives and off tackle runs for 2 yards...


This is 'redwave23' telling everyone he/she never played football, without actually telling us they never played football.

Why people post nonsense like this for attention is something I'll never understand. The problem with that theory is that it doesn't work over a series, let alone a full game. Getting a front, coverage, blitz (if called) and then checks between DB's takes WAY too much time in this scenario. You'd never effectively, if at all, get your defense lined up in time before a snap. Against a no huddle or any sort of tempo or two-play call either and it's suicide.
 
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