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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Honor&Glory said:
My wife had a theory in between sessions.
What if CMU came clean and said Stallions was a guest at the Sparty game per a direct request from Hairball to a former assistant as a favor and the CMU coach is like ‘I’m not taking a bullet for that simple fuck’ and told all to the NCAA this week?
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The problem is Jim McElwain is also a simple fuck so him and Harbaugh probably took turns sticking their dicks in each others ears.
 
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LightningRod said:
This Bucknuts thread has been solid gold entertainment. https://247sports.com/college/ohio-...-stalions-update-from-balas-219444380/?page=9
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Copy/pasted from there:

Balas:

as we've said, in these kinds of cases, it's about stacking good days together. Today ... wasn't one of those. If Michigan doesn't act on Jim Harbaugh — and it hasn't yet, and as we've said the plan is for him to coach Saturday night — sources believe the Big Ten could levy an "indefinite suspension" as soon as Monday, after which Harbaugh's only recourse would be to file an injunction to keep coaching. If he gets the right judge, he could continue coaching for months as long as Michigan supports him.

We do believe President Santa Ono could support that, even with the new evidence emerging (which is likely to claim at least one more assistant coach at the end of the year). If anything else damaging comes out, though, they probably wouldn't have a choice. And again, the NCAA has just started its investigation. Again, as some present said, "if he didn't know, he should have." And the Big Ten came out swinging and didn't back down. They made some big threats. I think some are interested to see if they are ready to back those up.

As for analyst Connor Stalions — he has a lawyer. I don't think he'll be talking to anybody.
 
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So...

Have the Cheaters Up North That Stole CJ's Heisman been vindicated yet? I'm told Harbaugh is getting ready to sign a contract extension.

Have the Cheaters Up North That Stole a B1G Championship from the Buckeyes been vindicated yet? I'm told they found out who hired the PI firm and Ryan Day's time is up.

Have the Cheaters Up North That Steal sideline signals been vindicated yet? I'm told Connor Stallions has a new job at Barstool Sports.

What's that? The ship is sinking? Are the Cheaters Up North That Sinking Harbaugh ship aware that it is sinking? No? Just Balas? I'm told they're leaving the conference for the SEC.

I so feel terrible for the Cheaters Up North That Sank...


...Said No Buckeye, Ever.

What a lovely Friday night! The bourbon tonight tastes just right, proofed down with those delicious Pure M*ch*ganTM tears.
 
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BUCK3YE5 said:
Copy/pasted from there:

Balas:

as we've said, in these kinds of cases, it's about stacking good days together. Today ... wasn't one of those. If Michigan doesn't act on Jim Harbaugh — and it hasn't yet, and as we've said the plan is for him to coach Saturday night — sources believe the Big Ten could levy an "indefinite suspension" as soon as Monday, after which Harbaugh's only recourse would be to file an injunction to keep coaching. If he gets the right judge, he could continue coaching for months as long as Michigan supports him.

We do believe President Santa Ono could support that, even with the new evidence emerging (which is likely to claim at least one more assistant coach at the end of the year). If anything else damaging comes out, though, they probably wouldn't have a choice. And again, the NCAA has just started its investigation. Again, as some present said, "if he didn't know, he should have." And the Big Ten came out swinging and didn't back down. They made some big threats. I think some are interested to see if they are ready to back those up.

As for analyst Connor Stalions — he has a lawyer. I don't think he'll be talking to anybody.
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Ok Ryan…

Now bring up how they hacked our computers
 
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Honor&Glory said:
My wife had a theory in between sessions.
What if CMU came clean and said Stallions was a guest at the Sparty game per a direct request from Hairball to a former assistant as a favor and the CMU coach is like ‘I’m not taking a bullet for that simple fuck’ and told all to the NCAA this week?
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I’ve thought that from the jump. Again, McElwain acknowledged “sign stealer guy” being in his coaches box immediately and never defused the whole thing by saying, “That was just my GA Bobby Valentine.”

He acknowledged Stalions was there. He gave that up in an opening statement. For free. He wasn’t caught flat footed by a “gotcha” question from a reporter postgame.

He knew his goose was cooked and rolled over to not get a multi year show cause penalty.
 
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Dryden said:
I’ve thought that from the jump. Again, McElwain acknowledged “sign stealer guy” being in his coaches box immediately and never defused the whole thing by saying, “That was just my GA Bobby Valentine.”

He acknowledged Stalions was there. He gave that up in an opening statement. For free. He wasn’t caught flat footed by a “gotcha” question from a reporter postgame.

He knew his goose was cooked and rolled over to not get a multi year show cause penalty.
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Fucking A
 
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Dryden said:
I’ve thought that from the jump. Again, McElwain acknowledged “sign stealer guy” being in his coaches box immediately and never defused the whole thing by saying, “That was just my GA Bobby Valentine.”

He acknowledged Stalions was there. He gave that up in an opening statement. For free. He wasn’t caught flat footed by a “gotcha” question from a reporter postgame.

He knew his goose was cooked and rolled over to not get a multi year show cause penalty.
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It would be so freaking hilarious if CMU ends up taking down scUM.
 
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