2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[NFBuck]

OH GOD SHOOT THIS SHIT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

 

[Jake]

"Administrative specialist" who has the ears of the OC, DC, and head coach on game day, and carries a binder.

 

[osuvictory1]

Stalion went from hero to zero in the span of 24 hours. He is now probably the Steve Bartman of Meatchicken. He will have to change his name and relocate to the Unabomber's vacant property, where his Scum Man Manifesto is rewritten and perfected on a daily basis.

 

[MrNuke]

The MgoBlue crowd has found their new focus "Who hired the private law firm" and "how did they obtain the information." Hate to tell them that both are irrelevant...

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

"Administrative specialist" who has the ears of the OC, DC, and head coach on game day, and carries a binder.

Yup they tried to give him a covert label. It was all fixed.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Wonder how Ono rides this one out. I think everyone knew that Manuel had grown disgusted by Simple Jim and was hoping that the NFL would come and take away the problem. Ono hitched his star to Simple Jim's wagon and made a big show of taking responsibility for Simple Jim's new contract away from Manuel and was doing it personally.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

These data leaks seem to get worse for scUM every day. Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

That’s what I mean as this continues to unravel it will unravel faster and faster and faster. The funding of all of this like you say is going to be next.

 

[Oh8ch]

The MgoBlue crowd has found their new focus "Who hired the private law firm" and "how did they obtain the information." Hate to tell them that both are irrelevant...

Answer:

NCAA

They asked nicely.

 

[buckeyemania11]

How hilarious would it be if Michigan themselves were the ones who hired the private firm? With all the "WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO IT WAS AND TAKE ACTION AGAINST THEM" rabble rabble going on in DFBIA land.

It was either Michigan themselves or the NCAA.

 

[Jake]

With all the evidence starting to come out, gotta be a good chance the B1G takes some kind of action before scUM hits the field again next week?

I can't see them cancelling games. They've got TV partners to satisfy.

They could ban them from the CCG, though, along with retroactive and future penalties.

 

[colobuck79]

When does the meatchicken press conference happen? I’d love to be a fly on the wall in their “situation” room.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Mem'ries light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored mem'ries of the way we were

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

OK, I'm off to the emergency room. My erection is pushing five hours.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I can't see them cancelling games. They've got TV partners to satisfy.

They could ban them from the CCG, though, along with retroactive and future penalties.

Yea cancelling games probably wont happen. The B1G could suspend coaches like crazy though. They can't just let them keep carrying on business as usual the rest of the season.

 

[DaiMonMoore]

I forgot that the writer of the more infamous Manifesto was also a scUMbag