2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

[Jaxbuck]

Just thought this guys comment would be a good into to looking at jim-bo's bonuses.

Gonna assume he coaches all 5 years.

Ferentz of the year b1g/national: well b1g is certainly possible given the "hey you were a bit better than expected" voting usually used. National seems unlikely. Say 1/5 b1g and 0/5 national.
APR: sure 5/5
B1g east: highly unlikely, especially with the outright qualifier. 0.5/5
B1g champ: slightly less likely as harbaugh hasn't shown his squad to be as dominate vs the west. 0.5/5
Ny6 game: best bet, doesn't need to beat osu or qualify for playoffs just have 10 wins and bank on tsun name to get a bowl they probably wouldn't deserve. 1.5/5
Cfp semi: gonna assume this means win it, very unlikely. 0/5
Cfp champ: -5/5

That's what I was saying. He's going to get his base of $605 and, maybe, the APR bonus of $150. That's it. Meanwhile it will cost them millions to fire him.

5 more years is almost assured unless the goofy bastard dies on us

 

[Palpie]

That's what I was saying. He's going to get his base of $605 and, maybe, the APR bonus of $150. That's it. Meanwhile it will cost them millions to fire him.

5 more years is almost assured unless the goofy bastard dies on us

base is 4 mil, the additional compensation is stuff like coaches tv/radio shows, the life insurance, etc. As I understand it, usually the funding for those come from outside the athletic dept.

 

[NFBuck]

 

[BB73]

Valenti - “Where did the negotiations start? One dollar and a kick in the nuts?”




Rico - “No backup plan and now you’re stuck. You got his name and face tattooed on your ass. And now you gotta live with that, you can’t get that scrubbed off.”

 

[Jaxbuck]

base is 4 mil, the additional compensation is stuff like coaches tv/radio shows, the life insurance, etc. As I understand it, usually the funding for those come from outside the athletic dept.

shit my bad, couldn't see it that well. I just saw base and laughed my ass off.

 

[Palpie]

"what was the starting bid a dollar and a kick to the nutz."

 

[buckeyemania11]

It’s hilarious that the buyout is much much more likely than any of the reported incentives ever paying out

 

[BB73]

A loss to the Buckeyes virtually guarantees that he’s not getting $3 million of the $4 million incentives in a given year.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[Systems_id]

Worth EVERY. SINGLE. PENNY.

Program might be in even worse shape than when Hoke left. At least they had talent.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I’d like to thank Warde Manuel for being a top of the line AD. A true negotiation expert

 

[colobuck79]

One guy on mgo was calling him Hokebaugh.

 

[cincibuck]

In all fairness to the kids on this year’s Buckeye team there should be a special version of gold pants. In lieu of the score would be a capital C for capitulation. And on the back side would be a smear of brown enamel to indicate that Michigan shit their pants at the thought of having to play the game.

 

[buckeyemania11]

One guy on mgo was calling him Hokebaugh.

That’s insulting to brady hoke.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

This is the first thread I check every day. Fuck these goddamned cowards. Fuck them with a whale dick. Straight to hell.