They have the best pick up lines too. "Hey baby, wanna come over and see my tromboner?"Either say "Tromboner" or don't say anything, at all. The only reason to play a trombone would be to tell people you're a tromboner. I'm guessing the rest of the orchestra just failed to get a spot as a tromboner, so they took other parts. "I couldn't make it as a tromboner, so they made me the first chair violin."
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