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2017 CFB Bowl Games Open Thread

Motherfucking fuck this mafiot bullsh!t. I take a little bit of a break to eat some butter poached lobster tail and drink some fine Austrian Riesling (pics on the way, @Jake), and I have to come back and watch Okie choke on their own red necks. Play some defense, you stupid fools. Great, one SEC! team in, and I'm not hopeful about Dongo playing against Saban in a revenge game.

I've still got three Thin Man movies, the back half of that Riesling bottle and a new bottle of good Calvados to to through. Should I just say, "fuck it" and avoid the pain of watching Alabama getting into the final?
 
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Yep. Fuck you Dabo. I knew you'd fuck me over. Right when I was counting on your douchey face to beat Bama, you shit yourself. Either way it'd be annoying, but to have a terrible fucking game AND a Saban creamfest. You fucking knew this was going to happen. Asshole.

Anyway, 10 point lead for Bama and this is basically over. Their offense ain't doing shit in this game.
 
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