2017 CFB Bowl Games Open Thread

[Buckeye513]

God isn't a fan of the faggy whirlybird.

Pretty sure Pat Robertson has been warning us about this for years.

 

[Buckeneye]

Bulldogs get a virtual home game for a shot at the title. LSU had that happen twice as well during the BCS era.

Can't think of another conference getting that kind privilege.

 

[Systems_id]

4th and inches and OU decides to kick a field goal... that's what lost them that game.

If Baker goes under center and gets pushed from the back he gets 1 yard. OU went conservative all 2nd half and it cost them

Which makes even less sense. You go conservative when you have a defense worth a damn.

 

[Jake]

Well yeah. At least God wanted Georgia to win. That is important.

And people wonder why I don't worship the bastard, playing favorites and shit.

 

[scarletngray]

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Few things are as sweet as seeing an arrogant punk humiliated. Pretenders huh? Apparently a self fulfilled prophecy. Buh bye snowflake! You were so deserving of this loss. Now go on to be the next Johnny Maziel....

 

[Woody1968]

Fuck all SEC championship coming.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[1926Buckeyes]

Lololol. Clemson is going to get -20 yards against Bama's D. They don't have Watson anymore to carry them.

 

[morbitzerker]

Live updates from the bar in Athens, GA.

1st beer: UCF beats Auburn, “hahaha, yeah fuck the SEC”

UGA vs OU
1st Q, 2nd beer: I am not getting laid tonight

2nd Q, 2nd beer: I am definitely not getting laid tonight

3rd Q, half a pitcher to myself: I might be getting my dick sucked tonight

4th Q, pitcher to myself: *plays Al Green, Barry White, Marvin Gaye simultaneously*

4th Q, UGA fumbles: Record screeching to a halt sfx

4th Q, UGA scores: fuck this is going to OT

OT: I don’t have enough beer for this

2OT: I definitely don’t have enough beer for this

UGA Wins: Fuck yeah that’s finally over. Fuck Baker Mayfield, (still fuck the SEC), and let’s go home I’m getting fucked. Go Bucks!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Me right now with Okie's loss:

 

[Jake]

4th and inches and OU decides to kick a field goal... that's what lost them that game.

If Baker goes under center and gets pushed from the back he gets 1 yard. OU went conservative all 2nd half and it cost them

Under center? That's so 20th century, dude.

 

[Dryden]

You guys know Bama is gonna win now, right?

If Bama has to win, I hope they win 31-0.

 

[Crump's brother]

Is there a non-faggy whirlybird?

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Can't root for Dabo Do. Don't really give a fuck at this point. Let the south have their little circle jerk.

 

[buckeyebri]

That Clemson Oline looks awesome....Probably won't be a lot of pressure for Carman to perform....